Elon Musk

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  Music Publishing Companies Sue Twitter for $250 Million

  PUBLISHED Jun 15, 2023

  Nothing brings the music industry together like mutual hatred. As The New York Times reports, a group of 17 music publishing companies have...

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  Elon Musk's Neuralink Secures FDA Approval to Put Chips in Human Brains

  PUBLISHED May 26, 2023

  Flailing Twitter boss Elon Musk is making the stuff of science fiction a reality with Neuralink, which purports to use electronic brain imp...

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  Grimes and Elon Musk Change Daughter's Name to "Y"

  PUBLISHED Mar 27, 2023

  After being forced to change their firstborn's name from X Æ A-12 to X Æ A-XII thanks to California law, Grimes and Elon Musk have taken it...

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  Elon Musk Consulted Grimes and Kanye West About Building His Own Town in Texas

  PUBLISHED Mar 10, 2023

  If you're currently trying to decide where to move and are looking for another addition to the ABSOLUTELY NOT HERE column, may we present E...

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  The Kinks Would Like Elon Musk to Stop Flagging Their Tweets, Please

  PUBLISHED Feb 16, 2023

  Our tyrannical Twitter overlord Elon Musk's changes to the platform have officially come to a head: they're starting to piss off beloved '6...

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  Fred Durst Offers His Services to Elon Musk: "Myself and Limp Bizkit Are Available for Any Help You Might Want on Twitter"

  PUBLISHED Dec 21, 2022

  Just when all seems lost in the Twittersphere, when all hope feels powerless in the face of impending disaster, a saviour emerges from the...

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  Watch Elon Musk Get Booed Mercilessly by Dave Chappelle's San Francisco Crowd

  PUBLISHED Dec 12, 2022

  In an exceptional start to the week for people with more money than brains, Elon Musk was invited onstage by comedian Dave Chappelle Sunday...

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  Elton John Is Leaving Twitter Due to Elon Musk's Recent Policy Changes

  PUBLISHED Dec 9, 2022

  Elon Musk's embarrassing, hectic Twitter takeover continues to drive famous people off the platform, as Elton John has now announced that h...