Elon Musk

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  ​Grimes and Elon Musk Have Had a Third Child Together

  PUBLISHED Sep 10, 2023

  Grimes and Elon Musk have had a third child together. A new biography of Musk has revealed that the couple have had a new son named Techno...

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  Let's Flip Through Twitter's Soon-to-Be Auctioned Office Record Collection

  PUBLISHED Aug 10, 2023

  It hasn't exactly been smooth sailing at Twitter since Elon Musk took over, and that goes for both online and IRL, with the company poised...

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  Blame Grimes for Elon Musk's Dick-Measuring Contest

  PUBLISHED Aug 8, 2023

  It turns out Mark Zuckerberg's beef with the Canadian government over Bill C-18 isn't the only dick-measuring contest he's been challenged...

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  Music Publishing Companies Sue Twitter for $250 Million

  PUBLISHED Jun 15, 2023

  Nothing brings the music industry together like mutual hatred. As The New York Times reports, a group of 17 music publishing companies have...

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  Elon Musk's Neuralink Secures FDA Approval to Put Chips in Human Brains

  PUBLISHED May 26, 2023

  Flailing Twitter boss Elon Musk is making the stuff of science fiction a reality with Neuralink, which purports to use electronic brain imp...

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  Grimes and Elon Musk Change Daughter's Name to "Y"

  PUBLISHED Mar 27, 2023

  After being forced to change their firstborn's name from X Æ A-12 to X Æ A-XII thanks to California law, Grimes and Elon Musk have taken it...

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  Elon Musk Consulted Grimes and Kanye West About Building His Own Town in Texas

  PUBLISHED Mar 10, 2023

  If you're currently trying to decide where to move and are looking for another addition to the ABSOLUTELY NOT HERE column, may we present E...

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  The Kinks Would Like Elon Musk to Stop Flagging Their Tweets, Please

  PUBLISHED Feb 16, 2023

  Our tyrannical Twitter overlord Elon Musk's changes to the platform have officially come to a head: they're starting to piss off beloved '6...