Elon Musk

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  The Strokes' Julian Casablancas on Elon Musk: "What a Great Symbol for 2020s Pieces of Shit"

  PUBLISHED Nov 11, 2022

  As we all know, Elon Musk's tyrannical Twitter takeover (say that three times fast) has been going really well. Julian Casablancas of the S...

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  Doja Cat Hereby Known as "Christmas" Due to Twitter Glitch Under Elon Musk's Reign

  PUBLISHED Nov 10, 2022

  Ho, ho, ho — if you say so! Just in time for the holiday season, Doja Cat will hereby be bringing cheer on Twitter as "christmas." As afor...

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  Kathy Griffin Banned from Twitter for Impersonating Elon Musk, Returns as Late Mother

  PUBLISHED Nov 7, 2022

  If Twitter wasn't already an absolute cesspool, it has certainly become one since Elon Musk became its owner. In addition to his plans to...

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  Elon Musk Isn't Sure If Grimes Actually Exists

  PUBLISHED Oct 17, 2022

  All of the effort Grimes is putting into looking otherworldly might be paying off. So much, in fact, that her ex Elon Musk has questioned w...

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  Elon Musk Is So Sad That the New 'Lord of the Rings' Series Has Mean Male Characters

  PUBLISHED Sep 6, 2022

  The new Lord of the Rings series is pretty good! The Rings of Power is an epic ensemble series that does a surprisingly good job at recaptu...

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  Elon Musk Gives Grimes Some Unsolicited Advice About Elf-Ear Surgery

  PUBLISHED Aug 17, 2022

  Where were you when you found out Elon Musk and Grimes had broken up? Our dearly departed core memory-creators — gajillion-dollar asshole...

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  Grimes and Chelsea Manning Have Reportedly Broken Up

  PUBLISHED Jul 14, 2022

  It's better to burn out than to fade away: Grimes and rumoured girlfriend, American whistleblower and activist Chelsea Manning, have report...

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  Grimes Accidentally Reveals Secret Second Child with Elon Musk

  PUBLISHED Mar 10, 2022

  As it's our primary raison d'être, we here at Exclaim! have been on the pulse of the Grimes pregnancy rumours since as early as the end of...