Chair bag, crocodiles sag, IKEA slag, old swag, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>April 16</strong><br>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/hMxMa0eqeU">pic.twitter.com/hMxMa0eqeU</a></p>
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) <a href="https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1383219508232396800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">would u grab it from him <a href="https://t.co/vdZgwXbp5u">pic.twitter.com/vdZgwXbp5u</a></p>
— ivy in chicago (@ivy_hollivana) <a href="https://twitter.com/ivy_hollivana/status/1383089670934958084?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">(Fred Flintstone is watching Godzilla vs. Kong) "Wait, why is that toaster fighting with that traffic signal?"</p>
— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) <a href="https://twitter.com/2tonbug/status/1383255574431748102?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i keep accidentally mispelling homosexual <a href="https://t.co/nPNf0ECrCf">pic.twitter.com/nPNf0ECrCf</a></p>
— ayup dane | art soon (@rramshackled) <a href="https://twitter.com/rramshackled/status/1383228935840813065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Being an editor is hard <a href="https://t.co/Jxzq5LZXIs">pic.twitter.com/Jxzq5LZXIs</a></p>
— andrew (@AndrewChamings) <a href="https://twitter.com/AndrewChamings/status/1383121721750818818?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">god i hate my girlfriend <a href="https://t.co/5hs1QJi06r">pic.twitter.com/5hs1QJi06r</a></p>
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) <a href="https://twitter.com/carterhambley/status/1383097683997515776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">People deserve to feel good about themselves. <a href="https://t.co/FS5pVIuMtn">https://t.co/FS5pVIuMtn</a></p>
— 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚎 (@Kiimmziie) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kiimmziie/status/1383244490035535880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This description is so disrespectful😭😭😭😭😭 <a href="https://t.co/x9m8J8IeEh">pic.twitter.com/x9m8J8IeEh</a></p>
— 🍰The Cake Lady🍰 (@GotMiAAngel) <a href="https://twitter.com/GotMiAAngel/status/1383240620362199045?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Damn girl clean ur room before u paint a selfie <a href="https://t.co/ur8VMQUgGV">pic.twitter.com/ur8VMQUgGV</a></p>
— Tiffany Bing-Bong III (@its_me_your_mom) <a href="https://twitter.com/its_me_your_mom/status/1383154704679645184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 16, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>April 17</strong>

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— Cozy Club (@CosyCIub) <a href="https://twitter.com/CosyCIub/status/1383649897367314442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="pt" dir="ltr">Ontario rn <a href="https://t.co/iv0iXodc0y">https://t.co/iv0iXodc0y</a></p>
— Jen Agg (@TheBlackHoof) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheBlackHoof/status/1383572135663128579?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ontario police assure anxious residents 'random' stops, questioning will still be limited to non-whites <a href="https://t.co/Q3Fc4loLTj">pic.twitter.com/Q3Fc4loLTj</a></p>
— Walking Eagle News (@TheEagleist) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheEagleist/status/1383546902747090945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/xnHVJDnfWU">pic.twitter.com/xnHVJDnfWU</a></p>
— Annabel Meschke (@annabel_meschke) <a href="https://twitter.com/annabel_meschke/status/1383615667186794501?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This "looking for a 3rd" energy <a href="https://t.co/LgZw79TvvJ">pic.twitter.com/LgZw79TvvJ</a></p>
— Zayto's Antennae (@LoLoVonZ) <a href="https://twitter.com/LoLoVonZ/status/1383525202735239168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bro, 70 year drill rappers from the UK. Shit is crazy <a href="https://t.co/8IIxmaRXhM">pic.twitter.com/8IIxmaRXhM</a></p>
— Jason (@VirgilAbroke) <a href="https://twitter.com/VirgilAbroke/status/1383523133794050050?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">this. cannot. happen. <a href="https://t.co/pteNOS09f1">pic.twitter.com/pteNOS09f1</a></p>
— King Wow (@wowthatshiphop) <a href="https://twitter.com/wowthatshiphop/status/1383495462229970950?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The wind didn't stand a fucking chance. <a href="https://t.co/mHjz9I6Z11">pic.twitter.com/mHjz9I6Z11</a></p>
— ʟᴇᴀɢᴜᴇ™️➐ (@ItsLeague) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsLeague/status/1383561696002773003?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Big piss guy huh? <a href="https://t.co/9ZZEs0xAyo">pic.twitter.com/9ZZEs0xAyo</a></p>
— 🍋 (@enebrina) <a href="https://twitter.com/enebrina/status/1383509069848190981?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I ain't never seen a car tear an ACL 😂 <a href="https://t.co/VSs5Pw1bLu">pic.twitter.com/VSs5Pw1bLu</a></p>
— memory lane (@bitchiwas999) <a href="https://twitter.com/bitchiwas999/status/1383499057058893826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">yo did the ex of a kakapo write this <a href="https://t.co/QdNo2Hw5ho">https://t.co/QdNo2Hw5ho</a></p>
— MattWillPost (@MattPostSaysHi) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattPostSaysHi/status/1383485373418852359?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>April 18</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I told my daughter "come here chunky monkey." and she said "ok fat rat." 😭😭😭😭 I'm so offended</p>
— B (@DontWorryBoutB) <a href="https://twitter.com/DontWorryBoutB/status/1383859598642192399?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe <a href="https://t.co/mVyNtf4kvr">pic.twitter.com/mVyNtf4kvr</a></p>
— Ollie (@whalefern) <a href="https://twitter.com/whalefern/status/1383837329840689152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is a really odd way to say that people make more money on unemployment than at the thankless jobs that refuse to offer them higher wages. <a href="https://t.co/ZGvB5Gdwdn">https://t.co/ZGvB5Gdwdn</a></p>
— 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕒𝕟 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝑒 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚖 ✨she/her✨ (@BaelockHolmes) <a href="https://twitter.com/BaelockHolmes/status/1383758025937199105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thanks to Sabrina for this one! <a href="https://t.co/ScbQjSFWWK">pic.twitter.com/ScbQjSFWWK</a></p>
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) <a href="https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1384018047850061825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">hello ladies <a href="https://t.co/bIvcngo8vz">pic.twitter.com/bIvcngo8vz</a></p>
— Cozy Club (@CosyCIub) <a href="https://twitter.com/CosyCIub/status/1383689635713277963?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they've evolved to this level of grip strength <a href="https://t.co/kfPknUIcdf">pic.twitter.com/kfPknUIcdf</a></p>
— ANTHONY ZUCCARO (@externaljew) <a href="https://twitter.com/externaljew/status/1383845652266766339?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>April 19</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">cleansing my tl <a href="https://t.co/HrytUsZNOZ">pic.twitter.com/HrytUsZNOZ</a></p>
— jar jar binkies (@caseyaonso) <a href="https://twitter.com/caseyaonso/status/1384357989172367360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/4akIWkk0uk">pic.twitter.com/4akIWkk0uk</a></p>
— weird dms (@weird_dms) <a href="https://twitter.com/weird_dms/status/1384318476580446219?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">THINKING OF YOU PANDEMIC <a href="https://t.co/1TqpBP7kDB">pic.twitter.com/1TqpBP7kDB</a></p>
— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) <a href="https://twitter.com/gabedelahaye/status/1384281959942156297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">By far the best description I've seen of how mRNA vaccines work is that they tell your body to make up a guy and then to get really mad at that guy</p>
— BrooklynChris_Defiant (@goodopinionhavr) <a href="https://twitter.com/goodopinionhavr/status/1384179760364802056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I seen how crocodiles look underwater and I can't stop laughing 😭😂 <a href="https://t.co/trEUWlBQMl">pic.twitter.com/trEUWlBQMl</a></p>
— Hal (@xoHaliii) <a href="https://twitter.com/xoHaliii/status/1384253384245465100?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">why does my shadow look like dr doofenshmirtz <a href="https://t.co/yRxvylvnpT">pic.twitter.com/yRxvylvnpT</a></p>
— eIIa 🧞‍♂️ (@cooldudeniceguy) <a href="https://twitter.com/cooldudeniceguy/status/1384149454127726597?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>April 20</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">American producers when the scene of a movie takes place in Mexico <a href="https://t.co/epe9M31K7Y">pic.twitter.com/epe9M31K7Y</a></p>
— Davy (@SimplyDavy) <a href="https://twitter.com/SimplyDavy/status/1384708222460727301?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">love the horror genre that's 'what if a house...was a bitch?'</p>
— eliza 🕯 (@elizaamber) <a href="https://twitter.com/elizaamber/status/1384517553347874819?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I got tears man. Look at Mario <a href="https://t.co/5KKDVAVoul">pic.twitter.com/5KKDVAVoul</a></p>
— 👑7️⃣ (@jaay_cool) <a href="https://twitter.com/jaay_cool/status/1384582904861364226?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">twin peaks in a nutshell <a href="https://t.co/VuhzHTLFU7">pic.twitter.com/VuhzHTLFU7</a></p>
— nic; (@xnemxia) <a href="https://twitter.com/xnemxia/status/1384605860886982664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">omg <a href="https://t.co/fi4PQSx8bw">pic.twitter.com/fi4PQSx8bw</a></p>
— flor ☆ (@littlewomenfiIm) <a href="https://twitter.com/littlewomenfiIm/status/1384707574981824517?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>April 21</strong>

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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/kEPopvlo25">pic.twitter.com/kEPopvlo25</a></p>
— MattWillPost (@MattPostSaysHi) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattPostSaysHi/status/1385028681001807876?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can't believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????</p>
— alyssugh (@alystentothis) <a href="https://twitter.com/alystentothis/status/1385082796939612165?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone</p>
— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) <a href="https://twitter.com/corietjohnson/status/1384929440648605702?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This headline from a paper in Australia. <a href="https://t.co/qbgcCvboQb">pic.twitter.com/qbgcCvboQb</a></p>
— Strictly (@StrictlyChristo) <a href="https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1384932344897880068?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's. This might be my best find yet. <a href="https://t.co/racNtYs0jB">pic.twitter.com/racNtYs0jB</a></p>
— Lexi Brown, PhD (@lexilafleur) <a href="https://twitter.com/lexilafleur/status/1384894588498989061?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">remove teach<br>
doug ford doug ford<br>
from microsoft<br>
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🤝<br>
office</p>
— Sharjil Rasool (@sharjilrasool) <a href="https://twitter.com/sharjilrasool/status/1384980811854884872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>April 22</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ontario: We need you to get vaxxed!<br>
Me: Ok! I'm good whenever<br>
Ont: Well, not now.<br>
Me: When?<br>
Ont: We'll let you know<br>
Me: How?<br>
Ont: Check twitter?<br>
Me: Ok? When should I check? Your account?<br>
Ont: No, Random accounts. At any point. Could be months? Or tomorrow! haha.<br>
Me: Fuck you.</p>
— Rodrigo Fernandez-Stoll (@rodrigofstoll) <a href="https://twitter.com/rodrigofstoll/status/1385274865054363648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">made an absolutely devastating typo in the group chat <a href="https://t.co/fbpsvx0y2X">pic.twitter.com/fbpsvx0y2X</a></p>
— brady ➐ (@zipoffs) <a href="https://twitter.com/zipoffs/status/1385341158864277505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ontario: We made our Premier cry</p>
— chris (@chrislockeworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrislockeworld/status/1385269646295805961?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">pirate is the only profession with its own accent</p>
— Martin Rosner (@HotPaperComics) <a href="https://twitter.com/HotPaperComics/status/1385353362909057028?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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