Apologize to me, a Taco Bell in 1983, Irish potato famine therapy, your move Applebee's, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

December 3

Grimes and Tim Hortons should collaborate on a weird sandwich
— Scarf (@mbalazo) December 3, 2021

A "Taco Bell" in 1983.

We used to be a country. A proper country. pic.twitter.com/b1352hpvt2
— ⛄ĦØ ĦØ Ħ€ΔŦĦ€ŘŞ🎄 (@fatnudes) December 4, 2021

new fish just dropped pic.twitter.com/iFnQ3XdQS2
— mar (@shrimpliker) December 3, 2021

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— taddy mason (@no_goblins) December 3, 2021

I can't fucking do this again. I can't. It's like hearing about each new COVID variant popping up pic.twitter.com/rb8lTA3ULJ
— Wyatt "Grinchposting" Duncan (@WyattDuncan) December 4, 2021

December 4

I don't know who made this but it's perfect. pic.twitter.com/GgXnqDsRIj
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 4, 2021

Spat my drink out pic.twitter.com/VdrLTCEmTi
— Tits McGee (@Scientits) December 4, 2021

This is how NFTs work pic.twitter.com/jGKxGlIGAe
— Lily (@lilydont) December 5, 2021

man we really got that 'banning indoor smoking in public places' thing under the wire... i can't remotely imagine it being possible in today's political environment
— Alan (@akgerber) December 4, 2021

Democracy Dies in Darkness. Anyway, you're out of free articles so you can't read this op-ed written by a Lockheed Martin executive about how we should bomb Iran.
— Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) December 4, 2021

my grandpa died a couple years ago and my grandma (83) started dating again. she goes to the same bar in south florida thursday-sunday every week where old single people go to dance

over thanksgiving she said "my boyfriend died again". this happens about once a month
— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) December 4, 2021

Honest Ed's was the original escape room
— Brent (@Radio_Brent) December 4, 2021

December 5

Still laughing at this stupid meme pic.twitter.com/brAzMzcx3J
— ɯɐɥɔ qoɹ (@robcham) December 5, 2021

Canada is so weird because the people building pipelines will do land acknowledgments
— nashwa lina (@nashwalina) December 5, 2021

it's super fucked up that you have to learn everything by your second rodeo
— 2024 Presidential Candidate: Richard 'Dick' Butt (@tacticaldipshit) December 5, 2021

My therapist suggested I have generational trauma from the irish potato famine
— Patrick (@boinkdoinks) December 5, 2021

Men will break up The Beatles instead of simply going to therapy
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) December 6, 2021

This is what is known to space scientists as an orbital burn pic.twitter.com/oUUNO5W0zL
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) December 5, 2021

italian awareness month pic.twitter.com/ydrOvdFVkF
— ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) December 6, 2021

So much going on here pic.twitter.com/dgcDDfiiMJ
— Zak Toscani (@zak_toscani) December 7, 2021

girl i'm on a date with: oh my god a spider!! kill it

me, afraid of spiders but trying to play it cool: what if he has a job
— cory richardson (@_coolmathgamer) December 6, 2021

How the Grinch Stole Thickness pic.twitter.com/W2QghPpKEM
— Stank Sinatra (@NMJMRedux) December 6, 2021

Mankind wasn't meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest will last us through the Dark Months
— Roy Graham (@Grayhaem) December 6, 2021

it really hurts to see other people living your dream pic.twitter.com/1XyeSiqXMO
— imani (@heyhautestuff) December 6, 2021

That chicken tender shortage got sis STRESSED https://t.co/lYYKPUKU8G
— The 10pc. Killa (@MeezyBlvd) December 7, 2021

Guys I'm fkn dying this is the best pic.twitter.com/oZxldLo00A
— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) December 6, 2021

trying to make friends as an adult pic.twitter.com/rI2tDiuBcD
— anna (@miamivice2006) December 6, 2021

you want me to drink water. the thing that killed jack in titanic
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) December 7, 2021

Literature: making up a guy
Literary criticism: getting mad at him
— mitch (@unrealchill) December 7, 2021

:,-) pic.twitter.com/VigLBRuCg2
— irish-american strega nona (potato version) (@kickinson) December 6, 2021

December 7

Not a morning person. Afternoon's not great for me either. Night? You'd think so, but no.
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon) December 7, 2021

this will be my life pic.twitter.com/c4WH9Fp8PT
— клаудия (@kloudia_tweets) December 8, 2021

You want me to think? The thing that killed Socrates?
— brittany 🏛🏺 (@artistfuly) December 7, 2021

u want me to watch a video. the thing that killed the radio star
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 7, 2021

I'm still not sure what they expected us to do outside pic.twitter.com/eQCgHajYDM
— pinkocatgirl (@pinkocatgirl) December 8, 2021

don't mind if I do pic.twitter.com/XiuVKTB2E6
— Jizz Johnson (@JizzJohnsonJr) December 7, 2021

God having a cat is soooooo fun it feels like im being haunted by a sweater
— helena (@freshhel) December 8, 2021

pic.twitter.com/BpJ1a0LaDz
— memes i wish i could tag my cat in (@memesiwish) December 7, 2021

Hey, in case you weren't already feeling old today, I just heard an intern say they loved Succession's "new weekly drop model" and that it was a smart way to get people hooked.
— Jen Richards (@SmartAssJen) December 8, 2021

I would actually be ok with loving her and her not loving me back pic.twitter.com/wUilVzY7aC
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) December 8, 2021

Sure I may have been "assigned male" at birth or whatever, but in school I was often "assigned homework" and I was bad at that too
— boogies (@gooded_cheese) December 7, 2021

December 8

When you are determined to get your money's worth out of that twelve foot skeleton you bought for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/8mNNDLDcGP
— Alyssa Harad (@alyssaharad) December 8, 2021

'nightmare scenario' pic.twitter.com/ifL5zwU4oK
— Gritty is the Way (@Gritty20202) December 9, 2021

The kids are eating him up 😭 pic.twitter.com/4mHRM8jVmd
— Muted. Argue with yourself. (@___inCANdescent) December 9, 2021

i have finally seen the matrix pic.twitter.com/7aSBevSI1u
— Cat Elgarrista (@cat_elg) December 9, 2021

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— ★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ (@strike_dr) December 9, 2021

i never lose https://t.co/SFa9T8HpAq
— ً (@younotfbg) December 9, 2021

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— King Cozy 🥓 (@AddBaconn) December 8, 2021

December 9

Extremely Toronto tweet but why would you call it the Eaton Centre Food Court when you could call it the Eaton Centre Eatin' Centre
— Tajja Isen (@tajjaisen) December 9, 2021

happy anniversary to the stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto Ikea pic.twitter.com/jrBuAOD78Z
— Vivian Lee (@vivianwmlee) December 9, 2021

guy who has only been to ikea, walking into his second furniture store: can't wait to eat the meatballs here
— silent nate, holy nate (@MNateShyamalan) December 9, 2021

Shout out to the top 5 tons in the world, crou, fu, Pele, Jennifer Anis and Denzel Washing.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) December 9, 2021

imagine holding in your hands a steering wheel that grants the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history https://t.co/7QQTYmIBob
— kilgore trout, tucker carlson's mailman (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 9, 2021

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— charlie (@StyledApe) December 10, 2021

Your move, Applebee's https://t.co/mHAxiHFphQ
— Grapes of Wreath (@MadJaymilton) December 9, 2021

Oh they finna pull her plug for sure now https://t.co/HONjKGjikW
— Fiona Applebum says #BlockShaunKing 🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) December 9, 2021

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