Kids make no sense, Pixar movies are very intense, when Santa makes you incensed, where 2021 has already commenced, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>December 25</strong>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">just got out of Wonder Woman: 1984 and it's a triumph! I laughed, I cried - a masterpiece only slightly marred by the cinema's utterly flavourless coca cola and "salted" popcorn. Not sure if they've lost their magic touch during these trying times, but I couldn't taste a thing.</p>
— TOM (@tomwalkerisgood) <a href="https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood/status/1342642673354645506?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">bill nye is short for william new year's eve</p>
— despair man (@probablyalissa) <a href="https://twitter.com/probablyalissa/status/1342718994206269440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I love Chicago because you can use outside as an extra fridge</p>
— kyle (@knwalker97) <a href="https://twitter.com/knwalker97/status/1342525358122397696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">this is literally the funniest image ive ever seen <a href="https://t.co/hxsOPNJAmD">pic.twitter.com/hxsOPNJAmD</a></p>
— deli parkin (@hot__patch) <a href="https://twitter.com/hot__patch/status/1342695212687241216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">pixar movies 20 years ago: haha talking toys!<br>
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pixar movies now: how do you identify your life's purpose? what structures your identity &amp; makes you, you? how do you deal with love &amp; loss? what can we do to find joy in life despite the meaninglessness of our existence? how do we</p>
— sarah thee tonin 🖤 (@sarahndipity18) <a href="https://twitter.com/sarahndipity18/status/1342677448761204736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my dad accidentally bought me a box of hentai thinking it was anime. there's 55 dvds... merry christmas <a href="https://t.co/26UUJos4aX">pic.twitter.com/26UUJos4aX</a></p>
— killuas babysitter (@savzillla) <a href="https://twitter.com/savzillla/status/1342606066102784000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kids make no sense. <a href="https://t.co/6N3dc0toLL">pic.twitter.com/6N3dc0toLL</a></p>
— Mrs. Grotke (@__BHB__) <a href="https://twitter.com/__BHB__/status/1342552712622317569?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">My mother is "opening" gifts she bought for herself with my dads credit card. Ma'am what is this performance</p>
— Blacks RULE (@zuri_too) <a href="https://twitter.com/zuri_too/status/1342522648019009536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 25, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 26</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">parents b like "we know everything about you!" &amp; it's all facts from when you were nine</p>
— mx.gworl (they/them) (@lesbianoir) <a href="https://twitter.com/lesbianoir/status/1342893410978553856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dear Santa,<br>
You didn't get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I'm mad. You made me really mad. I'm mad at you.</p>
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrakeGatsby/status/1342881034015277056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p</p>
— Aadz (@AadzForPM) <a href="https://twitter.com/AadzForPM/status/1342984970231566338?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">embarrassment is not real u can do whatever u want</p>
— ‎ً (@sh4diia) <a href="https://twitter.com/sh4diia/status/1343078026817355776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">im gay now <a href="https://t.co/KoD0GfINQq">https://t.co/KoD0GfINQq</a></p>
— rivkah reyes (@rivkahreyes) <a href="https://twitter.com/rivkahreyes/status/1342916446909681664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.</p>
— Thuba (@2ba123) <a href="https://twitter.com/2ba123/status/1342762113731874818?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I miss bars so much i miss when a guy asks ur name and u say "I don't know"</p>
— helena (@freshhel) <a href="https://twitter.com/freshhel/status/1343010189448859648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my fav christmas story of all time: <a href="https://t.co/cLr7fiRwxU">pic.twitter.com/cLr7fiRwxU</a></p>
— k🐨ala marad💛na (@yungk0ala) <a href="https://twitter.com/yungk0ala/status/1342952677156777984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Do you put bath bombs in the bath while you're in it or before you get in? I don't want to blow my dick off</p>
— Chris Locke (@chrislockeworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrislockeworld/status/1342908936144486401?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 26, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 27</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the american people do not need hope the american people need money this isn't fucking star wars</p>
— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) <a href="https://twitter.com/notsofiacoppola/status/1343334325765304320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">thinking about these 1920s newspaper excerpts <a href="https://t.co/cBPe4OgPo3">pic.twitter.com/cBPe4OgPo3</a></p>
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) <a href="https://twitter.com/ULTRAGLOSS/status/1343304896221745152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/y3YmCjLRkl">https://t.co/y3YmCjLRkl</a> <a href="https://t.co/Aer2a2qG1o">pic.twitter.com/Aer2a2qG1o</a></p>
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) <a href="https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1343341775323357186?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">really wish y'all had been on tumblr everything y'all discuss here we covered in the first season of tumblr</p>
— been a saint (@swazikills) <a href="https://twitter.com/swazikills/status/1343181980704387072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 27, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 28</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just joined Noom and I'm feeling great. I've lost weight and it's all thanks to the dark lord Noom. All hail the oathbreaker, all hail the everlasting night. All hail Noom.</p>
— Jordan Foisy (@JordanFoisy) <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanFoisy/status/1343735092141813760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am a WRITER ok I open up my little computer when I have an IDEA and then I BUY THINGS on the INTERNET</p>
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) <a href="https://twitter.com/danielleweisber/status/1343709902410170368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Three Timbs of New York City <a href="https://t.co/U2uJT6QrA4">pic.twitter.com/U2uJT6QrA4</a></p>
— richie (@lobstadelic) <a href="https://twitter.com/lobstadelic/status/1343791887283585030?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">idk the "I'm Just a Bill" sequel is way too dark for me <a href="https://t.co/T2duUw3jVh">pic.twitter.com/T2duUw3jVh</a></p>
— Jeremy Kaplowitz (@jeremysmiles) <a href="https://twitter.com/jeremysmiles/status/1343710933454114824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The people who like your tweet before you delete it for a typo and then like it again when you repost are the backbone of society</p>
— Lane (@lanewriteswords) <a href="https://twitter.com/lanewriteswords/status/1343767048984342528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/BqiMBbIEMY">pic.twitter.com/BqiMBbIEMY</a></p>
— place where cat shouldn't be (@catshouldnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/catshouldnt/status/1343669895163072512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 28, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mr. Trump Loves Film <a href="https://t.co/zDqpB5D44l">pic.twitter.com/zDqpB5D44l</a></p>
— Mr. Victor Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) <a href="https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1343720830228828161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 29</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">somewhere out there ur name comes up when couples argue 😂😂</p>
— 🚗Los (@tbecarlos) <a href="https://twitter.com/tbecarlos/status/1344168775445188608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">They need to hand over vaccine distribution to whoever puts up the Shen Yun posters</p>
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) <a href="https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/1344138274948976641?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it</p>
— Kafka, Esq. (@metalgearobama) <a href="https://twitter.com/metalgearobama/status/1344102150259974150?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just FYI if I say I "read an article about" I mean a 16 year old girl just told me on tiktok</p>
— claire parker (@SorryDontClaire) <a href="https://twitter.com/SorryDontClaire/status/1344014515353120769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">What's your New Years resolution? <a href="https://t.co/zmMxcwC5Py">pic.twitter.com/zmMxcwC5Py</a></p>
— Presidant of Hei Network (@timheidecker) <a href="https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1344136482513022976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Today is Ted Danson's birthday.</p>
— Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? (@TedDansonBDay) <a href="https://twitter.com/TedDansonBDay/status/1343955392364068864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 29, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/kwwi664d7H">pic.twitter.com/kwwi664d7H</a></p>
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) <a href="https://twitter.com/emilynussbaum/status/1344095638099787776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my favorite time I ruined thanksgiving was when I said "I'm getting a tongue ring" and my drunk uncle said "to eat someone's PUSSY?!?" and my mom burst into tears</p>
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) <a href="https://twitter.com/ElyKreimendahl/status/1344089045945745414?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 30</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">CHESTER IS GOING TO K*LL MCCONNELL <a href="https://t.co/WYogUKFlWX">https://t.co/WYogUKFlWX</a></p>
— micah "poggers" pooldad (@pooldad) <a href="https://twitter.com/pooldad/status/1344351622252687360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Don, you've done it again <a href="https://t.co/cDNrVtINM1">pic.twitter.com/cDNrVtINM1</a></p>
— miles klee 🐠 (@MilesKlee) <a href="https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1344421812743012352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">When COVID is over "Where's my hug?" guys are coming back in full force. A storm is coming..</p>
— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) <a href="https://twitter.com/corysnearowski/status/1344375712145408000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me &amp; two of my kids:<br>
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"<br>
me: yes<br>
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"<br>
me: no, we are all directly related to him</p>
— Tony Hawk (@tonyhawk) <a href="https://twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/1344525101853655043?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 31, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">COME ON STIMULUS I GOT THE BODYWASH UPSIDE DOWN WIT A LIL WATER IN IT🤣🤣🤣</p>
— Marquis B. (@QuisBonds) <a href="https://twitter.com/QuisBonds/status/1344352371154051074?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Being a woman in two sentences 👇🏼 <a href="https://t.co/79VdSLA2GS">https://t.co/79VdSLA2GS</a></p>
— JEN KIRKMAN 👩🏻‍💻 (@JenKirkman) <a href="https://twitter.com/JenKirkman/status/1344510133968113667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 31, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 31</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just remembered the funniest photo of all time <a href="https://t.co/w4k08woavy">pic.twitter.com/w4k08woavy</a></p>
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/caitiedelaney/status/1344552374711377921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 31, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">December 31st 2020 has big "just one more day until retirement" in a crime movie energy</p>
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) <a href="https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1344651179641499648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 31, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Exactly a year ago we were thanking fuck that 2019 was over! Happy 2021 from NZ. So far, 5 mins in and it seems okay.</p>
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) <a href="https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/1344600794671140864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 31, 2020</a></blockquote>
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