See you in 2022, certain foods on the menu, I feel sorry for you, Get Back needs Dave Grohl too, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>November 26</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">What is wrong with my brother <a href="https://t.co/ycJ4LRpsH1">pic.twitter.com/ycJ4LRpsH1</a></p>
— Thighzer Vaccine (@Aphrothighty) <a href="https://twitter.com/Aphrothighty/status/1464311415863488519?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">thinking about how when I told this guy we weren't having sex he said 'pleeeassseeeee please please'</p>
— very large sandworm (@intrnetdaughter) <a href="https://twitter.com/intrnetdaughter/status/1464424605469216769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Spotify needs to deplatform these 3 dangerous men <a href="https://t.co/9xDwgwobsQ">pic.twitter.com/9xDwgwobsQ</a></p>
— jeremy levick (@jeremylevick) <a href="https://twitter.com/jeremylevick/status/1464433288483856388?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">can't stop thinking about this image <a href="https://t.co/geW5KGAdHf">pic.twitter.com/geW5KGAdHf</a></p>
— Vordt of the Nonbinary Valley (@SquidSaint) <a href="https://twitter.com/SquidSaint/status/1464368609715703811?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/6XjfDCUqxx">pic.twitter.com/6XjfDCUqxx</a></p>
— ★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ (@strike_dr) <a href="https://twitter.com/strike_dr/status/1464434669588566017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">he did nothing wrong <a href="https://t.co/RadNhgPccp">pic.twitter.com/RadNhgPccp</a></p>
— frank (@secret_frank_) <a href="https://twitter.com/secret_frank_/status/1464244222706470912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 27</strong><br>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/kg2UJvUrCU">pic.twitter.com/kg2UJvUrCU</a></p>
— domi (@domiluvvv) <a href="https://twitter.com/domiluvvv/status/1464654465940684805?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/biscB2aG2N">pic.twitter.com/biscB2aG2N</a></p>
— keewa (@keewa) <a href="https://twitter.com/keewa/status/1464552681599549440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the first yassification ever <a href="https://t.co/Y5tNtrwnvE">pic.twitter.com/Y5tNtrwnvE</a></p>
— dane 👀 (@buckadeath) <a href="https://twitter.com/buckadeath/status/1464823525697638407?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">o shit <a href="https://t.co/XWCP05Suhm">pic.twitter.com/XWCP05Suhm</a></p>
— Kevin H Jingle Bell 🔔🔔🔔 (@KevinHBell) <a href="https://twitter.com/KevinHBell/status/1464683632254148609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">can't help feeling like there's already a name for this <a href="https://t.co/ehMLNv3yl2">pic.twitter.com/ehMLNv3yl2</a></p>
— a fart emoji (@bigdybbukenergy) <a href="https://twitter.com/bigdybbukenergy/status/1464689070534234119?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/gAciUmhEXT">pic.twitter.com/gAciUmhEXT</a></p>
— music struggles (@musicstruggles1) <a href="https://twitter.com/musicstruggles1/status/1464569962790633479?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/uaj6uLf7iO">pic.twitter.com/uaj6uLf7iO</a></p>
— df (@tritium_h3) <a href="https://twitter.com/tritium_h3/status/1464730925279944706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 28</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">now i get why my grandparents were asleep all the time cuz why the fuck would i want to be conscious for this shit</p>
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) <a href="https://twitter.com/bocxtop/status/1465015151564759042?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You either want to have sex with a ghost or you don't. This is the dividing line in American society today. <a href="https://t.co/McCVG996aN">pic.twitter.com/McCVG996aN</a></p>
— Dave Schilling (@dave_schilling) <a href="https://twitter.com/dave_schilling/status/1465000695707308033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Start naming the variants after the women from Mambo No. 5.</p>
— Chris Thorburn (@CBThorburn) <a href="https://twitter.com/CBThorburn/status/1464900160400539654?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">life hack: avoid the stress of following the government lifting/reinstating of mask mandates by ignoring them and wearing a mask regardless</p>
— Shaun (@shaun_vids) <a href="https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1464932191838904327?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">God Mel Brooks. <a href="https://t.co/VNHWS3Or5f">pic.twitter.com/VNHWS3Or5f</a></p>
— Boner Vivant (@Doug_Tilley) <a href="https://twitter.com/Doug_Tilley/status/1465000536139304964?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/Hp8G11ZeYe">pic.twitter.com/Hp8G11ZeYe</a></p>
— Daniel (@TheGoldenIdle) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheGoldenIdle/status/1464871869668945921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Intellectual perfection <a href="https://t.co/OwRnyKZ2kZ">pic.twitter.com/OwRnyKZ2kZ</a></p>
— Mitchell Prothero (@mitchprothero) <a href="https://twitter.com/mitchprothero/status/1464891902478671877?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 29</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i also no longer see the point in pretending to be unbothered. like just be bothered. i have never been chill or nonchalant about anything. im full of chalant actually</p>
— rori (@ackarori) <a href="https://twitter.com/ackarori/status/1465501068440346626?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">me in a half hour meeting: this could've been an email<br>
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me sending an email: this took me all day</p>
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) <a href="https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1465466297706110977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i get why ppl tweet about making soup. cuz u make soup and ur like wait i have to tell someone about this</p>
— charlie (@chunkbardey) <a href="https://twitter.com/chunkbardey/status/1465484643839483912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Most of my American followers won't know this, but every Canadian adult has to do a minimum 18 hours of sap collection every three years through the National Syrup Service (known to us simply as "The Service"). It's grueling work, but our reserves are strong because of it. <a href="https://t.co/NszvqsHeRC">https://t.co/NszvqsHeRC</a></p>
— Asher Honickman (@Honickman) <a href="https://twitter.com/Honickman/status/1465492673679265798?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just went to Home Hardware to buy a chain but they are all sold out because of chain supply issues.</p>
— Dave Merritt (@GoldenSeals) <a href="https://twitter.com/GoldenSeals/status/1465375470216790021?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I wanted to see if Austin Powers looked normal in the Beatles documentary and it turns out yes. Yes he does. <a href="https://t.co/qKTM3ZROdY">pic.twitter.com/qKTM3ZROdY</a></p>
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) <a href="https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1465495580415643648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">thinking about that time I walked in on my ex cheating on me and texted him the next day asking to talk and he was like "yea you can come over but she's still here"</p>
— cal? (@cal_gif) <a href="https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1465430290898296840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 30</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"Get Back" was okay, I really wish they had interviewed some of today's top artists for the film. Would have liked to see Dave Grohl say that there wouldn't have been Nirvana or the Foo Fighters without the Beatles, to put the band in historical context</p>
— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1465736966150844416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">you want me to go to the toilet. The thing that killed Elvis</p>
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) <a href="https://twitter.com/eggshellfriend/status/1465856339519889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm DEAD 😂 <a href="https://t.co/2lOrTwEkYs">pic.twitter.com/2lOrTwEkYs</a></p>
— Gillian is All Too Unwell🧣 (@MockingjayTay13) <a href="https://twitter.com/MockingjayTay13/status/1465694353913962496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">do you watch Tonari no Sainferudo with subs or dubs <a href="https://t.co/BuejeTGXAj">pic.twitter.com/BuejeTGXAj</a></p>
— tarachara (@tara_chara) <a href="https://twitter.com/tara_chara/status/1465866295686180864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/IUdP3F5NOv">pic.twitter.com/IUdP3F5NOv</a></p>
— 🦋 (@Ghettogospel33) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ghettogospel33/status/1465858377804886019?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I been out here 40 minutes waiting on Pauline <a href="https://t.co/U0Hui5EtQR">pic.twitter.com/U0Hui5EtQR</a></p>
— Detective Drip (@ImKindaFunny901) <a href="https://twitter.com/ImKindaFunny901/status/1465786303233118215?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i asked my gentile boyfriend to explain the point of advent calendars to me and he said it's for kids to "microdose christmas"</p>
— Julia Moser (@juliamoserrrr) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliamoserrrr/status/1465840072775778304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">when certain foods on a menu have (gf) next to them, I know those are girlfriend foods. I cannot order them until I am a girlfriend. I must be patient</p>
— Sabina Meschke (@sabinameschke) <a href="https://twitter.com/sabinameschke/status/1465828349457096713?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 1</strong><br>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">👍 <a href="https://t.co/l3Y2jRFZq0">pic.twitter.com/l3Y2jRFZq0</a></p>
— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) <a href="https://twitter.com/corysnearowski/status/1466136320502292492?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">Yup! <a href="https://t.co/5GsNetNfKn">pic.twitter.com/5GsNetNfKn</a></p>
— Fairytale of New York (DJ Khaled Remix) (@mbalazo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mbalazo/status/1466077344729387010?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">ok why did they include this <a href="https://t.co/m75DYI47bB">pic.twitter.com/m75DYI47bB</a></p>
— umru (@umru_) <a href="https://twitter.com/umru_/status/1466072497753927684?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">what the fuck <a href="https://t.co/E28FEzFJzy">pic.twitter.com/E28FEzFJzy</a></p>
— ali (phoebe bridgers fan) (@alimaketweet) <a href="https://twitter.com/alimaketweet/status/1466064576210878471?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hate that everything is like this now <a href="https://t.co/RmwdixKpkk">pic.twitter.com/RmwdixKpkk</a></p>
— Luke (@luketaylorgo) <a href="https://twitter.com/luketaylorgo/status/1466068984189505539?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>December 2</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">When I get an email after 4pm, even a very short one, that's tomorrow's email baby.</p>
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) <a href="https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1466604630616559618?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 3, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">communism is when people can have teeth <a href="https://t.co/ae2C57JVfX">pic.twitter.com/ae2C57JVfX</a></p>
— Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy) <a href="https://twitter.com/GoodPoliticGuy/status/1466394966784106498?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">(sips champagne) phase one complete <a href="https://t.co/fAZ7i5jQPn">https://t.co/fAZ7i5jQPn</a></p>
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) <a href="https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1466601760361881606?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 3, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/QrrKQRZYn4">pic.twitter.com/QrrKQRZYn4</a></p>
— ami (@angrybIack) <a href="https://twitter.com/angrybIack/status/1466443652536885251?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Welcome to America, where we can't force you to wear a mask, but we can force you to give birth.</p>
— Irishrygirl (@irishrygirl) <a href="https://twitter.com/irishrygirl/status/1466413452814168064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">If Spotify can make up genres I'm gonna do the same. Supertrance. Post-Gospel. Nothing means anything anymore. Indie Ska. Who tf cares. Babypop. Oh what's that? You're listening to The Beatles? Are you listening to their Slopmetal era or their Experimental Holiday Music phase?</p>
— nat "cops break laws to terrorize/intimidate" puff (@LeftAtLondon) <a href="https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1466503515635781634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">She apologized :)) <a href="https://t.co/uiZ2r51QqU">pic.twitter.com/uiZ2r51QqU</a></p>
— Nick Nemeroff (@nicknemeroff) <a href="https://twitter.com/nicknemeroff/status/1466490858715365385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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