Neon reindeer, the Wes Anderson/Replacements premiere, Zaila Avant-garde has no fear, Google maps says you're not here, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>July 9</strong>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brinkley and Kelby <a href="https://t.co/43T91qSvmA">pic.twitter.com/43T91qSvmA</a></p>
— shakira nerys (@no_talent_shan) <a href="https://twitter.com/no_talent_shan/status/1413691919528611843?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bernie about to poster this shithead <a href="https://t.co/8JDfxZDq1m">pic.twitter.com/8JDfxZDq1m</a></p>
— Screamer Jim (@HeheWaitWhut) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeheWaitWhut/status/1413586538781282305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 9, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bruh she's the coolest kid ever lol <a href="https://t.co/d2B97KDQV9">https://t.co/d2B97KDQV9</a></p>
— Maya Angelique👑 (@moneyymaya) <a href="https://twitter.com/moneyymaya/status/1413529568418357254?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 9, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Zaila Avant-garde on CNN: "I'm good at everything that I do"</p>
— Nathan D. Woods (@SirNathanWoods) <a href="https://twitter.com/SirNathanWoods/status/1413482557753237505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 9, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i can't date a harry potter adult. imagine having the hardest day of your life and you gotta go home to somebody that's gonna try to console you with a dumbledore quote.</p>
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) <a href="https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1413690470547349506?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>July 10</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">on the one hand, it would be tremendously good for everyone. psychologically, physically, we would be happier and healthier for it. on the other hand, there are like 8 really rich guys who are against it <a href="https://t.co/bLOzoEpEAY">pic.twitter.com/bLOzoEpEAY</a></p>
— Lauren L Walker (@ActNormalOrElse) <a href="https://twitter.com/ActNormalOrElse/status/1413912094475497472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Never meet your heroes <a href="https://t.co/2Woq4QIkjv">pic.twitter.com/2Woq4QIkjv</a></p>
— Tom Moylan (@moylato) <a href="https://twitter.com/moylato/status/1413961561987813380?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/TxuMa05mqN">pic.twitter.com/TxuMa05mqN</a></p>
— D (@kingdeficit) <a href="https://twitter.com/kingdeficit/status/1413975065650159627?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">I… <a href="https://t.co/whSBYTdhwh">pic.twitter.com/whSBYTdhwh</a></p>
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelaOkla/status/1413972586862505984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">How Millennials started vs How we're doing <a href="https://t.co/D8madzlYdp">pic.twitter.com/D8madzlYdp</a></p>
— av clark (@annevclark) <a href="https://twitter.com/annevclark/status/1413924217880465410?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/fyxEi1JTiq">pic.twitter.com/fyxEi1JTiq</a></p>
— atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) <a href="https://twitter.com/zuza_real/status/1413992106415304705?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the copyright infringement the email <a href="https://t.co/Hw78Rv9JGm">pic.twitter.com/Hw78Rv9JGm</a></p>
— jaik olson (@puppyteeth) <a href="https://twitter.com/puppyteeth/status/1413924461565206528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 10, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>July 11</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">this is why they won <a href="https://t.co/bz3MFid14G">https://t.co/bz3MFid14G</a></p>
— dilf enjoyer (@lenaonfilm) <a href="https://twitter.com/lenaonfilm/status/1414344590761644037?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you expect me to watch any soccer, it's gotta be like this AND ONLY THIS WAY <a href="https://t.co/DeUqfdEOSR">pic.twitter.com/DeUqfdEOSR</a></p>
— Bekka Supp (@valhallabckgirl) <a href="https://twitter.com/valhallabckgirl/status/1414323826402349057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">In Finland they paint deers' antlers with reflective paint to prevent cars from hitting them and this will be my album cover if I ever do a solo project <a href="https://t.co/qlvVZKJ0aF">pic.twitter.com/qlvVZKJ0aF</a></p>
— Justin Staggs Ⓥ (@Staggfilms) <a href="https://twitter.com/Staggfilms/status/1414405490285625352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/lGesPL6JHv">pic.twitter.com/lGesPL6JHv</a></p>
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) <a href="https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1414183380611067906?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">help <a href="https://t.co/eOLn9jqsQh">pic.twitter.com/eOLn9jqsQh</a></p>
— italian convert 🍝 (@bimbomarxist) <a href="https://twitter.com/bimbomarxist/status/1414357279827185687?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>July 12</strong>

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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/a510sVpXXB">pic.twitter.com/a510sVpXXB</a></p>
— 1K TAY (@ohnowaytay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ohnowaytay/status/1414711917877280769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">me: *pulls into gas station*<br>
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google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing</p>
— witt (@50FirstTates) <a href="https://twitter.com/50FirstTates/status/1414595360585043968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">White man injured by use of word genocide <a href="https://t.co/X4SSpqBWpV">https://t.co/X4SSpqBWpV</a></p>
— Walking Eagle News (@TheEagleist) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheEagleist/status/1414639742965194757?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>July 13</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">A collection of me turning into random objects. <a href="https://t.co/ValPdPNJIj">pic.twitter.com/ValPdPNJIj</a></p>
— Kevin Parry (@kevinbparry) <a href="https://twitter.com/kevinbparry/status/1415001165570400263?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"Have a neat summer!" - Hitler <a href="https://t.co/Tm76euHx2I">https://t.co/Tm76euHx2I</a></p>
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mbalazo/status/1415059310049103872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">when i finish a jar of pickles i cut up a cucumber and put the slices back in the jar until they pickle too. i call this endless pickles</p>
— trash jones (@jzux) <a href="https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1415000369826975747?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>July 14</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out the Trash, Let It Be, Don't Tell a Soul, All Shook Down <a href="https://t.co/8wBrOeIC8j">pic.twitter.com/8wBrOeIC8j</a></p>
— Stuart Berman (@stuberman) <a href="https://twitter.com/stuberman/status/1415487310410432513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Devin Booker just became the first player in Finals history with 40 points and 7 fouls.</p>
— nick wright (@getnickwright) <a href="https://twitter.com/getnickwright/status/1415514573206171649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Masturbating badly so it feels like it's a guy doing it</p>
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) <a href="https://twitter.com/KaufmanAudrey/status/1415195855854784518?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Whenever a younger comic follows me on Twitter I assume it's for a research project on the history of Jewish humor.</p>
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) <a href="https://twitter.com/AndyKindler/status/1415462690810601475?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The U.S to Afghanistan <a href="https://t.co/cn131DJnwr">https://t.co/cn131DJnwr</a></p>
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) <a href="https://twitter.com/MohanadElshieky/status/1415377816011644929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>July 15</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">bear robbing a bank: stick em up<br>
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teller: *raises hands*<br>
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bear: *nervous* how'd you get so big</p>
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) <a href="https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1415794757683515398?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This feels impossible to me in a way that's eye opening. <a href="https://t.co/aVLfkVBxwu">pic.twitter.com/aVLfkVBxwu</a></p>
— fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco) <a href="https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1415742656232230917?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Interviewer: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?<br>
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Me: I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.</p>
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rollinintheseat/status/1415714830296698880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">We should replace all confederate statues with this <a href="https://t.co/8cP9SsUuxp">pic.twitter.com/8cP9SsUuxp</a></p>
— hey lois, i am pagliacci🗿 (@BarrelJumpist) <a href="https://twitter.com/BarrelJumpist/status/1415701560244326404?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/bgWZ5HoaUT">pic.twitter.com/bgWZ5HoaUT</a></p>
— atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) <a href="https://twitter.com/zuza_real/status/1415777654863810567?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2021</a></blockquote>
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