Movie was good, Old Hollywood, wear what Robin Williams would, trusting an Aunt Marge falsehood, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

July 22

slept very poorly last night. and to make matters worse, as a weird coincidence everyone was being annoying today
— charlie (@chunkbardey) July 23, 2022

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— ⋆ (@tristehomo) July 23, 2022

These Dogs done started acting like humans 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Lf1vKsCZJI
— G Da Don (@imthedondon) July 22, 2022

me to whoever's behind me in mario kart
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— bossbabyjess (@jessicx__ortiz) July 23, 2022

Old Hollywood bloopers are a thing of beauty. pic.twitter.com/F6x28hg7cu
— Vincent Alexander (@NonsenseIsland) July 22, 2022

😭 pic.twitter.com/9ibm3CLq3h
— ♱ (@VIVAGlRLZ) July 22, 2022

Lmaooo she has seen it all😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/NOAhYRpWSy
— ENTERTAINMENT NETWORK (@dailyinstavids) July 23, 2022

July 23

Were 11 year olds consulted before this headline was approved pic.twitter.com/sBLxHv2yhw
— Hi it's Matt Collins (@mitchberghini) July 23, 2022

I'm at the heatwave, I'm at the monkeypox, I'm at the combination heatwave monkeypox inflation covid fascist polio gay panic vibe shift
— a (@lolennui) July 23, 2022

how parents go from "sex is bad" to "I want grandkids" should be studied.
— Temi 🍀 (@temi_eo) July 23, 2022

😀 pic.twitter.com/elwsUYrCbd
— empty rico (@dumbricardo) July 23, 2022

from gaultier to issey no one was doing it like robin williams pic.twitter.com/0RYSWsfqfX
— sydney sweeney's whore (@MIUCClAMUSE) July 23, 2022

YES! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!! pic.twitter.com/REQ2c08KNg
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) July 24, 2022

why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham
— rax 'leads with her crotch' king (@RaxKingIsDead) July 23, 2022

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 502 pic.twitter.com/19WjWnjKZA
— Jaythechou (@jaythechou) July 24, 2022

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— what kind of dog is this (@genius_dogs) July 23, 2022

i think if we all did this it would improve the world measurably pic.twitter.com/HYI2KWAkBu
— electric queerboy (@ToastyDecline) July 23, 2022

July 24

omg this is really how they sound pic.twitter.com/8ASt34nB8A
— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) July 25, 2022

"Gen Z is obsessed with subtitles" man i cant fucking hear what the characters are saying bc nobody knows how to mix their fuckin audio
— Godot Jove (@AC3ATTORN3Y) July 24, 2022

imagine you're dyіng and this is whats playing in the background pic.twitter.com/KQMhzSTgPv
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) July 25, 2022

How far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk. pic.twitter.com/5yYPqb4I8Q
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 24, 2022

"This is of course bad" pic.twitter.com/pCKDDcRx4p
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 24, 2022

this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i'm absolutely terrified of it. pic.twitter.com/bBdMyBW3H6
— Amy Langdon (@alangdon17) July 24, 2022

A cone can dream https://t.co/uo3NDMajvp
— Stephanie Fantastic (@StphanieTheBest) July 25, 2022

July 25

my dad just said he stopped having OCD because he didn't want to "be weird"
— joyci schecter (@nicolerichle) July 26, 2022

RIP legend pic.twitter.com/7OdPBq8xvH
— robert franco, wandering ronin (@responsiblerob) July 25, 2022

.@nytimes please don't fire me pic.twitter.com/LknSHn3CIo
— transgender marx (@JUNlPER) July 25, 2022

Wrote, "will you marry me?" in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday. pic.twitter.com/rvRtPXPeAn
— Bonnie Tangey (@BonnieTangey) July 26, 2022

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) July 26, 2022

I really gasped pic.twitter.com/eXHsfXDoZF
— Haley OC (@MILFWEEED) July 26, 2022

The crazy thing about white readers not reading about POC because they "can't relate" is that readers of color spend their lives not relating to *anything* we read and yet we keep enjoying books anyway
— ashia monet 🕯 (@AshiaMonet) July 26, 2022

Why does a man of god have $1 million of jewelry on him to be stole pic.twitter.com/fiBDvLERot
— jaya (@timeforjaya) July 25, 2022

this mf from kid cudi show straight BAWLING i can't breathe 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jl8wRJ4uE6
— 2k💧 (@spaceeong) July 25, 2022

July 26

Bob Marley's difficult follow-up single. pic.twitter.com/1OC2tdsZAz
— Oonagh (@Okeating) July 26, 2022

People would smoke Scarecrow's fear gas for fun if it was real
— hater parker (@trappiningotham) July 26, 2022

DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT THE FUCKING TOAST OR NOT? pic.twitter.com/YEVzNXskHq
— 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕪 (@ThatTrophyWaifu) July 26, 2022

"No one wants to work" is wild. No one has ever wanted to work. It's literally the worst punishment God can think up for Adam.
— Tobias Wilson-Bates (@PhDhurtBrain) July 26, 2022

I can only hear this in NoHo Hank's voice pic.twitter.com/l1GvmVE71G
— Dom Sinacola (@SinacoLad) July 26, 2022

kids today are like "so what did y'all do before the internet? did you just not know anything?" and the answer is yes. you would ask your aunt Marge a question, she'd give you the wrong answer and you'd carry that misinformation for twenty years.
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) July 26, 2022

Little miss I want to be tiktok https://t.co/9aPd4if3JT
— Rukki Rae 🦋 (@RaeBeaute) July 26, 2022

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— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) July 27, 2022

Loving this Kate Bush interview. pic.twitter.com/EV2zVW11Z6
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) July 27, 2022

Dear bands: please start putting your logo on slutty gothy shit you find at the thrift shop. I wanna support you but I'm simply too hot to be seen in a Gildan Unisex Medium.
— itgirl emmy (@Emmy_Trashfire) July 27, 2022

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— Images That Could Be Album Covers (@ImagesAlbum) July 26, 2022

crazy ass moments that go hard with threatening auras posting their Ls out of context
— the doop doop man (@trevorcumbo) July 27, 2022

July 27

for some reason my entire twitter feed is accounts I don't follow, and they're all like
SHIRTS THAT GO HARD
ANIMALS GOING GOBLIN MODE
OUT OF CONTEXT HUMANS
HUMANS DYING MAYBE
GOBLINS GOING ANIMAL MODE
MEMES FROM 12 YEARS AGO
PIES WITH THREATENING AURAS
MEN BEING DOGS
DOGS!!!
— Tyler Snodgrass (@TylerSnod) July 27, 2022

It's so wild how dad bods are a socially acceptable thing and mum bods aren't when women are the ones who give birth😭
— Ekin-Su stan (@CestMichaela) July 27, 2022

looking at this 1950s baby car seat got me in hysterics rn pic.twitter.com/gxRChjzs1e
— they/them crooked vultures @ RAHEEM DAY (@rubycumulous) July 28, 2022

Shrek 2 is really cinema. I'm now understanding this was a OJ SIMPSON REFERENCE 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Rr6rcKjMfh
— Dox🗡 (@DoxBrando25) July 28, 2022

Anyone who thinks the Oscars are a metric of good filmmaking should be forced to read the words of actual Oscar voters pic.twitter.com/Seiy7rJTIj
— Vermithrax (pejorative) (@CorgiHell) July 27, 2022

Jane Eyre was so real for spending the entire novel going "he's so ugly…I need him"
— Splenda Pappy (@caroline_oreo) July 27, 2022

imagine a podcast but instead of talking they each played a different instrument and one of them sang
— al (@thegrimlurker) July 27, 2022

i'm crying wtf does this even mean pic.twitter.com/R7RKesdL2P
— matt (@mattxiv) July 27, 2022

July 28

what part of "i need to save money" do i not understand
— ♡ (@wavxga) July 28, 2022

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA https://t.co/vuHmaf3DOV
— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) July 29, 2022

People in toronto say something like kitchener waterloo and im like omggg they're doing magic
— helena (@freshhel) July 28, 2022

chips are basically like "do you want to eat a potato one page at a time"
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) July 29, 2022

This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: July 29, 2022

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