Summer 2021, Floor Slut requires your attention, bees are one and done, nonplussed by a UFO invasion, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<b>June 25 </b>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my professor scared me for a second <a href="https://t.co/vXhYddH0BM">pic.twitter.com/vXhYddH0BM</a></p>
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) <a href="https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1408637873449050113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba <a href="https://t.co/U3BfVvEPx1">pic.twitter.com/U3BfVvEPx1</a></p>
— ìan (@ianiskool) <a href="https://twitter.com/ianiskool/status/1408451519528177665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 25, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hell yes <a href="https://t.co/KwvXskb5Gw">pic.twitter.com/KwvXskb5Gw</a></p>
— loud dame (@Sandernista412) <a href="https://twitter.com/Sandernista412/status/1408443526115901445?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 25, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">right ok <a href="https://t.co/ZoC783aEhU">pic.twitter.com/ZoC783aEhU</a></p>
— Depop Drama (@depopdrama) <a href="https://twitter.com/depopdrama/status/1408382956733882369?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 25, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good</p>
— miss martian (@f8the) <a href="https://twitter.com/f8the/status/1408635314248224768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<b>June 26 </b>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">If Community were still on they'd do a Fast and Furious homage episode and call it "Critical Race Theory 101"</p>
— fiona apple neck tattoo (@ChillStableGuy) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChillStableGuy/status/1408907632597946382?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i came home from new york and a racoon fell through the roof above my bedroom (1/??) <a href="https://t.co/RGedYqfQnN">pic.twitter.com/RGedYqfQnN</a></p>
— haley iliff (@haley_iliff) <a href="https://twitter.com/haley_iliff/status/1408785476639678466?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Male bees die after mating.<br>
That's basically their life.<br>
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.</p>
— ʟᴇᴀɢᴜᴇ (@ItsLeague) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsLeague/status/1408804811185733632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Deleted but not forgotten. <a href="https://t.co/VQblRhjqhx">pic.twitter.com/VQblRhjqhx</a></p>
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) <a href="https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1408879318621515776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This a bar <a href="https://t.co/PEGxCfExWx">pic.twitter.com/PEGxCfExWx</a></p>
— J (@kiandre_23) <a href="https://twitter.com/kiandre_23/status/1408758139713953797?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 26, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<b>June 27 </b>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Honestly I'm not really freaked out by the ufo sightings, like what are they going to do, take over and make everyone work themselves to death? Not give us healthcare again? Make the planet unlivable? Been there done that.</p>
— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) <a href="https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1409178614856228865?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">👏🏻stop👏🏻👏🏻saying 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻white👏🏻👏🏻ppl👏🏻don't👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻have👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻rhythm👏🏻 👏🏻</p>
— Mike Fellows (@jokesavant) <a href="https://twitter.com/jokesavant/status/1409245314834255874?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">self undiagnosing. I'm fine</p>
— salem (@vodkaoatmilk) <a href="https://twitter.com/vodkaoatmilk/status/1409233822441381892?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<b>June 28 </b>

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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/6rxibCyrBd">pic.twitter.com/6rxibCyrBd</a></p>
— sim (@pxnkflop) <a href="https://twitter.com/pxnkflop/status/1409626119058255880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i've been so distracted by the pandemic i forgot that when this is all over we'll all die from global warming lol</p>
— p.e. moskowitz (@_pem_pem) <a href="https://twitter.com/_pem_pem/status/1409611866373038083?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">No stranger to death as a child, I developed a major addiction to funeral sandwiches. I'd request them for meals and snacks, but it just wasn't the same at home; the stakes weren't high enough, something was missing</p>
— Jackie Pirico (@JackiePirico) <a href="https://twitter.com/JackiePirico/status/1409663406764748803?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The year is 2045. You can only choose 3 movies. Which ones?<br>
- Boss Baby 19<br>
- Spider-Man President<br>
- The Pixar Lamp Gets Married<br>
- Fast &amp; Furious Presents: Ghostbusters<br>
- The LEGO Play-Doh Movie 5<br>
- Batman Visits France<br>
- Star Wars vs. Coca Cola<br>
- Wolverine Visits Batman in France</p>
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mbalazo/status/1409535218030161927?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"I deserve a little treat for ONCE 😤" — me several times a day, every day</p>
— Madeleine Aggeler (@mmaggeler) <a href="https://twitter.com/mmaggeler/status/1409615696124952581?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<b>June 29 </b>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Summer 2021 <a href="https://t.co/K0tNRsvXON">https://t.co/K0tNRsvXON</a></p>
— Katy Kelleher (@KatyKelleher) <a href="https://twitter.com/KatyKelleher/status/1409937059469578245?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/PCfS49oIN2">pic.twitter.com/PCfS49oIN2</a></p>
— jourdain searles (@judysquirrels) <a href="https://twitter.com/judysquirrels/status/1409878965234421767?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/AXasd0xYZB">pic.twitter.com/AXasd0xYZB</a></p>
— the thicc husband &amp; father (@lukeisamazing) <a href="https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1409966577404067847?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/BgoKOL2Yax">pic.twitter.com/BgoKOL2Yax</a></p>
— Images That Require More Context (@ConfusingImages) <a href="https://twitter.com/ConfusingImages/status/1409845266996502529?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">no one is talking about the IBS couch ??? <a href="https://t.co/qKLKQwgSLn">pic.twitter.com/qKLKQwgSLn</a></p>
— Victor Carlesi (@VictorCarlesi) <a href="https://twitter.com/VictorCarlesi/status/1409977064334278659?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication <a href="https://t.co/kXuRm1L0q3">pic.twitter.com/kXuRm1L0q3</a></p>
— Amy (@amyis_trying) <a href="https://twitter.com/amyis_trying/status/1410054853888413701?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<b>June 30 </b>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">what it feels like when i'm on my period <a href="https://t.co/NIOTcRTVtT">pic.twitter.com/NIOTcRTVtT</a></p>
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) <a href="https://twitter.com/PallaviGunalan/status/1410279667441885185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">god i wish that were me <a href="https://t.co/d454ATQWOs">pic.twitter.com/d454ATQWOs</a></p>
— mister sippi queen (you know what i mean) (@sh_wnee) <a href="https://twitter.com/sh_wnee/status/1410304805390716930?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">well selectively activate them <a href="https://t.co/TXMhVfwfUj">https://t.co/TXMhVfwfUj</a></p>
— JP (@jpbrammer) <a href="https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1410395891354279937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just remembered that the EMTs who last treated my mom said that they'd stopped asking who the president was in 2017 because most people either got angry or simply refused to answer.</p>
— Benjamin Dreyer (@BCDreyer) <a href="https://twitter.com/BCDreyer/status/1410437764185792514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Weapon Of Mass Destruction Found Dead At 88 <a href="https://t.co/JKitwJA8cc">https://t.co/JKitwJA8cc</a> <a href="https://t.co/viaChNxpUe">pic.twitter.com/viaChNxpUe</a></p>
— The Onion (@TheOnion) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1410333104045187073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<b>July 1 </b>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Climate change is now like the house is on fire and we're still debating whether we need a fire department.</p>
— Schooley (@Rschooley) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1410826446864486408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Honestly Sha'Carri smoking weed only makes running that 10.8 more impressive.</p>
— Domo 🛹 (@DapperDomo) <a href="https://twitter.com/DapperDomo/status/1410771729908121603?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Centre for Statue-Based Learning issues pained cry</p>
— Walking Eagle News (@TheEagleist) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheEagleist/status/1410721724799209477?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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