We must eat the yachts, you got caught, not knowing the word spot, you want me to do WHAT, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

June 9

Worms after it rains: pic.twitter.com/4xbVutqugP
— Axe (@westernunion2k) June 9, 2023

Holy moly pic.twitter.com/Rcjx6yVOOc
— Joakim 🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈 (@joakial_) June 9, 2023

"are you grumpy today?" and brian not hugging him 😭😭 they're still in character https://t.co/MM5Y4NbQ0C
— succession gifs (@successiongifs) June 9, 2023

fucking moron pic.twitter.com/gIIueNHh11
— 𝙎𝙀𝙈𝙏𝙀𝙓 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿 🤠🪴💥🌚 (@SemtexFarmhand) June 9, 2023

the people watching barbie in the other rooms when nolan sets off a nuke https://t.co/VDu47WLtAo pic.twitter.com/ugEIQqywNJ
— Luke (@qLxke_) June 9, 2023

https://t.co/LvDRAEEHZN pic.twitter.com/Jigz3sbpxu
— elmo 🌿 (@elmotumbokon) June 10, 2023

based pic.twitter.com/b0JL1kFC6M
— mr pussy (@_mrpussy) June 9, 2023

🤣 perfect pic.twitter.com/sIlnPNrNvh
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) June 9, 2023

One minute he's old and senile, the next he's a criminal mastermind running an international fraud ring through a couple dozen shell corporations. pic.twitter.com/Cw2h8eNP08
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 10, 2023

This is like the finale of a show that debuted in 2016 pic.twitter.com/67U405z40N
— Harriet Marsden (@harriet1marsden) June 9, 2023

"Goes to jail for showing military secrets to Kid Rock" was in retrospect always a very possible outcome of Trump running for President https://t.co/2qz4xqpae8
— Gas Stove Prayer Warrior (@canderaid) June 9, 2023

The staffer here is literally: pic.twitter.com/o9RTC9mmaa
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) June 9, 2023

i keep looking at the picture of classified documents being stored in a bathroom with a chandelier and an extra low toilet for leveraged shitting. i'm getting emotional, it is honestly a privilege to live in a time this stupid
— Law Boy (@The_Law_Boy) June 9, 2023

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark... pic.twitter.com/JWWLTs9CYt
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) June 9, 2023

Bringing this back in light of Pride Monthpic.twitter.com/iKzpIAkoQL https://t.co/mIFHsYYkzD
— Mike Schuster (@mcs212) June 9, 2023

Once again...if you're a candidate for office and you stand in front of a white sign, you're gonna pay. Doesn't matter who you are. pic.twitter.com/DlW3fdr87H
— Joshua Hind (@joshuahind) June 9, 2023

 
June 10

this is the funniest fucking video I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/I4FvTnuEU9
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse) June 11, 2023

Jimmy Butler coming into the season with dreads and ESPN got so sick of it they used his 2k pic on a graphic https://t.co/0oXIaPOrkB pic.twitter.com/P7O9BNgpBK
— ‏ً (@FanMahome) June 10, 2023

crying at Trump signing the display case instead of the actual baseball https://t.co/bxJmg0Vauu pic.twitter.com/KNT22Vv3XN
— Sam Alberti (@sam_alberti) June 11, 2023

https://t.co/7XuH3JuqsY pic.twitter.com/cBqQnIMHGH
— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 11, 2023

Unless your bathroom looks like this it's probably not you https://t.co/Yi3h4CpwdF pic.twitter.com/F4WwRRqo3J
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) June 10, 2023

MVP at the DC Pride Parade. pic.twitter.com/J1qYJDZH7u
— Cesar ⤴️ (@KingCesaa) June 10, 2023

met my soulmate at pride pic.twitter.com/zC8b5eJrWd
— Towering Jewess (@bodega_catgirl) June 10, 2023

Was about to fall asleep when I remembered this SNL Shark Tank parody from like 10 years ago that started like this pic.twitter.com/JoQRmU3TIs
— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) June 10, 2023

https://t.co/WiLusnHlzu pic.twitter.com/XLQhhIEx0k
— Axel Folio, PhD, Endowed Prof of Popeyes Chicken (@ISASaxonists) June 10, 2023

When the attachments come through >>>>pic.twitter.com/XFuKM1jaud https://t.co/8WEfQ8Hc01
— Pinero_Nana 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 (@Pinero_Nana) June 10, 2023

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn't any demon stuff.
— Nate (@thenatewolf) June 11, 2023

I think what I'll miss most about my dear friend Ted Kaczynski is all of his great pranks. Did he take it too far sometimes? Sure. But don't we all? I love you and miss you, sweet, sweet, crazy Ted.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) June 10, 2023

RIP Ted Kaczynski, inspiration for the most understated footnote ever pic.twitter.com/ER5I5aTsTM
— Calum Barnes (@balumcarnes) June 10, 2023

John Waters made birdhouses modeled after the Unabomber's cabin, his mind is simply on another level pic.twitter.com/dcS5dlZpN9
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) June 10, 2023

hey girl 🙋🏼😜 ted kaczynski dying today 📪🪦 got me thinking 🙇🏼💭 i wish i could mail u 💌📮 my heart ❤️😘 but i know that would blow up 💣😳 in my face 🤦‍♂️🫢 our breakup 💔 and it's consequences 😔😢 have been a disaster for the human race 👨‍👩‍👧🏠 call me back bbg
— audrey (@foldyrhands) June 10, 2023

You want me to do WHAT pic.twitter.com/wit8hl3PkE
— jessie (@normalandnice) June 11, 2023

pic.twitter.com/hxn4oMlR1I https://t.co/IdRG2eqJ1Z
— ChiddenNuddet.exe (@Maraculousness) June 11, 2023

https://t.co/XkSCl40KoO pic.twitter.com/XmiG5OINR6
— 𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 | 𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒏 (@skinclasshero) June 10, 2023

pic.twitter.com/Ezk10ykUQS
— hunta (@NotoraEnt) June 10, 2023

us watching BARBIE on the other cinema room will be like: https://t.co/x7SsfkeDzv pic.twitter.com/EA7HEY8GxP
— julesé (@juljulsjule) June 10, 2023

June 11

This guy ran over his Uncle Bentley. https://t.co/q2ZUMrJRJ8 pic.twitter.com/RMHwB0dtky
— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) June 11, 2023

Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches https://t.co/DJSDKp7eZj pic.twitter.com/q8ygoEdFFN
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) June 12, 2023

Michael Arden's bleeped-out Tony Award speech is instantly iconic:

"Growing up, I was called the F-word more times than I could remember. And all I can say now is I'm a faggot with a Tony!"#TonyAwards pic.twitter.com/pJYzfgIJoh
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) June 12, 2023

when she escaped from the what https://t.co/ZmIyzVvCTl pic.twitter.com/RxF3S7k9rj
— Andy Carr (@BespokeChili) June 11, 2023

this shit had me on the floor the other day omg https://t.co/w1rY6zUArT pic.twitter.com/kQNM8k8zBS
— benzpunani (@bigmeya) June 12, 2023

the rotisserie chicken at walmart trying to convince me to buy it pic.twitter.com/ocQ3Rw5NYk
— Feelings シ (@iHad2GoGetit) June 11, 2023

🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/4Yh7MgJQFA
— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) June 11, 2023

It was so nice of Trump to leave a copying machine in the room where he stored secret documents to make things easier for foreign spies. pic.twitter.com/Nw5Sdkka39
— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) June 11, 2023

Omg📦📦📦🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭☠️ pic.twitter.com/JuZxslFsi7
— Kaylan_TX (@Kaylan_TX) June 12, 2023

The Trump indictment is like the Bible: Republicans haven't read it, but still pretend to know what it means.
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) June 11, 2023

Oh shit every single dystopian nightmare prediction keeps coming true https://t.co/nDsRdZGEic
— Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest) June 11, 2023

Listen I'm no math genius, but "hundreds" ??? https://t.co/20MXK4Pt4b
— Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest) June 11, 2023

took a meeting with the orcas. we're so screwed. https://t.co/wA3EJCDhgP
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) June 11, 2023

i want to be set loose in the woods and hunted down by these guys pic.twitter.com/62JJ8Bh3Lt
— ophélie (@bouzingot) June 11, 2023

You say Unabomber, I say Unahugger. Because that's who my late best friend Ted Kaczynski was to me. Miss you, K-man.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) June 11, 2023

I hope if I get murdered for no reason by a complete stranger what people remember will be the murderer's opinions about the industrial revolution
— FOGHAT STAN (@MikeMacRaeMike) June 11, 2023

Loved his performance on the Office, so sad he died so young https://t.co/OM7Rd0Fdwl pic.twitter.com/5fBe2wmqYI
— Putruck (@BigPutruck) June 11, 2023

"Why am I always late with my work?! BECAUSE IT'S A WHOLE ASS CONCERT HAPPENING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY CUBICLE!!"

- Dude at NPR who works at the desk next to the tiny desk.
— Roy Wood Jr aka Snack Turner (@roywoodjr) June 11, 2023

Payroll handing me my check after all the taxes and deductions....😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Fsc9mZQXVu
— Kristy Tillman (@KristyT) June 11, 2023

June 12

"Please upload your resume as a PDF, then re-enter all of your resume details into this cumbersome form." pic.twitter.com/2rcJfMk0eo
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) June 13, 2023

"Nobody likes their job. Maybe they do. They're lying." - Nikola Jokic
— Andy Bailey (@AndrewDBailey) June 13, 2023

Jokić was asked if he's looking forward to the Championship parade.

"No. I need to go home." 🤣 pic.twitter.com/1ZkPSG6mFe
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) June 13, 2023

Home: https://t.co/ii0Zfv9E5o pic.twitter.com/BEv00iisNc
— giri 🦪 (@girinathan) June 13, 2023

"The job is done. We can go home now." - Nikola Jokic winning the NBA Finals or an assassin who just committed his final murder
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 13, 2023

too funny pic.twitter.com/TI5kbZjGjq
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) June 13, 2023

Jokic said pic.twitter.com/LZGuWLo2zk
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) June 13, 2023

not to be dramatic but the jokic bros tossing mike malone in the air like a small child may be the funniest thing i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/heYDU6QIpN
— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) June 13, 2023

Everyone is gonna share the photo of Nikola Jokic as a chunky kid without his shirt… but what about this one when he was 5 years old in Serbia rocking a Denver Nuggets sweatshirt 🤯

The universe works in crazy ways sometimes pic.twitter.com/VlO5VUz7zR
— Bri Lewerke (@brilewerke) June 13, 2023

top professions in Miami
1. liar
2. wife killer
3. husband killer
top professions in Denver
1. paladin
2. tech guy
3. work at the evil airport
— iPad Expert (@ByYourLogic) June 13, 2023

before you root for miami to lose, think of the crypto guys. think of the italians on vacation. think of the real estate investors. think of the bachelor party wearing all linen. think of the nightclub owners. think of the guys who rent a lamborghini to take instagrams w/ it. thi
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) June 13, 2023

Adam Silver: Congratulations to the new NBA champions, the Denver Nuggets!

crowd: *cheers*

Silver: Ja Morant has been suspended 30 games.
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) June 13, 2023

I get a whole 150k?! https://t.co/pVr3brnWG7
— Alejandra Gracia (Not Garcia) (@alegracia09) June 13, 2023

i think this is called a "job" https://t.co/kVOtjmI7ja
— Lissa (@two_n_minus_one) June 12, 2023

This is basically just being on a major record label https://t.co/1OZ6YuxA1P
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) June 13, 2023

no shit pic.twitter.com/ptaUIsaIEr
— kristin (@jkac) June 12, 2023

every military LARP workout for rich dudes is already so funny but this one takes the cake. my sides hurt laughing https://t.co/QPsWothNkq
— orcas of the world unite (@ElSangito) June 12, 2023

The Tiny Toon Adventures letterman while directing Jurassic Park, just absolutely incredible drip pic.twitter.com/UguzzNhuIB
— Wesley Boutilier (@WesleyBout) June 13, 2023

Incredible magic. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/yUGaRqFNPc
— The Best (@Figensport) June 12, 2023

That new Jesus will be roughly 1000x more badass than original Jesus? pic.twitter.com/ELfQ6TNjEY
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 12, 2023

There should be separate Costco shopping hours for people who care about being in the way.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) June 12, 2023

A guy at McDonald's got his order and said "so fast wow." I just smiled, looked over and said "Welcome to McDonald's brother"
— Harrison Weinreb (@harriweinreb) June 13, 2023

You're right, Conserva-nerds. That show from 1966 about how to face the challenges of the future, a white guy from Iowa must co-operate with a Russian, a black woman, a Japanese guy, and the mixed race child of a human and a space alien was never intended to be political.
— John Roy (@JohnRoycomic) June 12, 2023

does the pulitzer have a category for excellence in bulleted lists because I have a nomination to submit pic.twitter.com/Y6zfh443ij
— elaine filadelfo (@ElaineF) June 13, 2023

 
June 13

pic.twitter.com/lZ3YTaXjBx https://t.co/y1uKM8CY3w
— DANTE DIDO (@dantedidomenico) June 14, 2023

This. Forever. https://t.co/x3JNuyIX7d pic.twitter.com/vXWdl1keQM
— Rob Gilroy (@RobGilroy) June 13, 2023

when will ferrell and kristen wiig presented the 2013 golden globe for best actress in a comedy/musical and pretended to have watched all the movies in their category 😭😭😭 https://t.co/ASaa1AhZqu pic.twitter.com/u5nKM3znb2
— ham yoyo 🚀💫 (@scifibis) June 13, 2023

he's trying to figure out how to make money off this pic.twitter.com/ufUIBfaZbO
— ITYSL memes 💦🥩 (@ITYSL_memes) June 13, 2023

So y'all got money for this but not to pay writers or assistants? Oh. Okay. https://t.co/ihT95Osfa5 pic.twitter.com/axkVBkPKVZ
— Caroline "WGA Captain on Strike" Renard (@carolinerenard_) June 13, 2023

Sign of the day, courtesy of Nicholas Pileggi & Martin Scorsese: pic.twitter.com/Yh8vwkHF58
— Tyler Ruggeri (@t_ruggeri) June 13, 2023

I asked Harrison Ford how ultimate Nazi puncher Indiana Jones would feel about the debate over punching Nazis in real life today.

"He'd push 'em out of the way to get in the first punch. As well he should." pic.twitter.com/rg1L2aFrpi
— Kevin Polowy (@djkevlar) June 13, 2023

a rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but laura dern as dr. ellie sattler will https://t.co/RK8tNwDhE1 pic.twitter.com/i6bZtja4LC
— Ashley Hawkins, the Librarian from Mercury (@manga_librarian) June 13, 2023

Kawhi and Jokic showing inhuman poise in the finals

Fans: "this guy is on another level"

Opponents: "Jfc he's like the terminator"

Jokic/kawhi (internally): "if I play good three more times I get to go home"
— Q and Not Uanon (@fiveninenoshoes) June 13, 2023

I have never identified with anything more than this man's absolute dismay at hearing there's going to be a parade https://t.co/3i9UWSqVqj
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) June 13, 2023

A year unlike any other.
This was the 2022-2023 NBA Season.

📺 https://t.co/Jar3o0Xcx5 pic.twitter.com/taQiuyT42D
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) June 13, 2023

MEN: We are politicians and can therefore pass laws to regulate women's bodies!

ALSO MEN: pic.twitter.com/rWw6CgZ4iA
— bonky ⚘ she/her (@shesbonky) June 14, 2023

One of his all time most insane line deliveries pic.twitter.com/dlGQFuwpa0
— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) June 14, 2023

https://t.co/LPbBVyao3x pic.twitter.com/WToxzo8nVl
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) June 14, 2023

Lol https://t.co/qhQ7x1roYr pic.twitter.com/TD4ITFhrEM
— get that dilly on the bonnet (@BobbyLibby) June 13, 2023

RIP cormac mccarthy. you did not seem super happy to be here tbh
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) June 13, 2023

cormac mccarthy was the last real writer pic.twitter.com/3PYAt1BxHz
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) June 13, 2023

"Full time" should be 20 hours max man this is ridiculous I've got other shit to do
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) June 14, 2023

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.
— Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources (@waDNR) June 13, 2023

lol he did the Onion article https://t.co/EgFUBoftgp pic.twitter.com/DquRZD21s4
— Stop Cop City (@JoshuaPHilll) June 13, 2023

serious Fox News reporter Hillary Vaughn to Katie Porter: "[Biden] had to take off work for a root canal. Do you think he has the stamina for a second term?"

Porter: "Have you ever had a root canal?" pic.twitter.com/8L0R3xoOjm
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 13, 2023

hell yeah pic.twitter.com/h1Mr9LZslw
— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) June 14, 2023

i used to have such deep hatred for kamala harris but after 3 years of watching her realize none of her life ambitions will realistically ever materialize and responding by using a ton of benzos every time shes in public i feel unexpectedly strong kinship and camaraderie with her
— deathcore___doggy (past-tense) (@SAMOYEDCORE) June 14, 2023

June 14

Taylor Swift's tour resulting in an accidental army of dads in their Dad Summer Uniform waiting for their kids outside arenas.

Gotta admit, I kinda love this. I can hear the "go have fun but MEET ME RIGHT DAMN HERE AS SOON AS IT ENDS" hanging in the air 😂 pic.twitter.com/iwFSWY7zwz
— Kikki Planet (@KikkiPlanet) June 14, 2023

As a Los Angeles babysitter I have seen children's birthday parties that would make Bernie Sanders kill himself
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) June 14, 2023

Bron vs. the second page https://t.co/BqpforOk0T pic.twitter.com/pStW4HUhab
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) June 14, 2023

oh so I was right https://t.co/2EJaRljKIF pic.twitter.com/TcNo2kr25N
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) June 14, 2023

[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: "hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?"
— peet (@PeetingDisorder) June 14, 2023

Again, RIP to them people. But this will forever crack me me up. https://t.co/GyQkVtCfQ7 pic.twitter.com/sCm8J2E4rM
— Golly I'm Gully (@viasouthside) June 14, 2023

Follow me for recipes https://t.co/UgXk5dC4vz pic.twitter.com/yAREId73MP
— Oscar Luis Medina (@Ocalui) June 14, 2023

Planning on redecorating? Here's the latest trend in bathrooms for 2023. 😉 pic.twitter.com/064tpP0gBc
— GingerSpice❄️💙 (@thedesertginger) June 14, 2023

a rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but lucy lawless as xena: warrior princess will https://t.co/4pkgXFDjvt pic.twitter.com/G8tcJ5t7ci
— hannah 🪚🩸 (@finalgirlhannah) June 14, 2023

My best friend, who had never seen Y tu mamá también and thought it was just a movie about taking a road trip with a hot lady, has been telling me "We need a Y tu mamá también summer" for months and he finally watched it and text me "yoooooo"
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) June 14, 2023

Evergreen meme: https://t.co/6TplMegQQY pic.twitter.com/aXvJG6YKiw
— Sean Marshall (@Sean_YYZ) June 14, 2023

Sometimes I doubt capitalism can solve climate change. pic.twitter.com/12Q5moEPFb
— David Ho (@_david_ho_) June 14, 2023

I would never drive a manual transmission car. It is simply not for me to decide what gear a car should be in, it is none of my business.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) June 14, 2023

This made me laugh and laugh. pic.twitter.com/n5LwXPR4hM
— Yuh-Line Niou (@yuhline) June 14, 2023

You just have to love this energy right here pic.twitter.com/yr7y1FwL6u
— Stop Cop City (@JoshuaPHilll) June 14, 2023

https://t.co/Wz23VHrLSj pic.twitter.com/IANgijwtj4
— Matt Bernico (@Matt_Bernico) June 14, 2023

I cannot wait until this plan is unveiled https://t.co/WHIC1NQoOJ
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) June 15, 2023

https://t.co/fCZHhIFSbu pic.twitter.com/tLBuOrOzKE
— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) June 15, 2023

Houston strip club owners with Ime, Zion, and Harden pic.twitter.com/SYNOZRi4a0 https://t.co/J4QKAfA1S2
— Blames (@blames_) June 14, 2023

Every time I watch this my jaw hits the floor. pic.twitter.com/TaueBpDyAx
— Justin Decloux (@DeclouxJ) June 15, 2023

This is about where I'm at https://t.co/RsF9vLVbkk pic.twitter.com/oRkUY2Sm8I
— Bare(back) Necessities (@angryblkhoemo) June 14, 2023

i think about this everytime i see a clip of this show https://t.co/VYzjxa1BdT pic.twitter.com/2HfCgSnLin
— Telly Savalas Truths™ (@TheDouggernaut) June 15, 2023

 
June 15

https://t.co/UTbktgRhce pic.twitter.com/eN19QYVCj2
— Shallah Gaykwon ☭ 🏳️‍🌈 (@TerceraVenida) June 15, 2023

You should get paid overtime if you have a dream about work
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) June 15, 2023

what jobs do you guys have https://t.co/5LGZQeZ0VY
— george (@_gapc) June 15, 2023

Of course! https://t.co/vrWACoFA1F pic.twitter.com/WYMSpAV5As
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 15, 2023

Didn't really wanna get out the house to hang with the homies but then he's glad he actually did get out the house to hang with the homies. He just like me for real. https://t.co/K6qP9SvcOl
— 🦦✨America Is Musty✨🦦 (@DragonflyJonez) June 15, 2023

Man said he has no Rizz and yet him and Zendaya basically became One Organism.

You have the greatest Rizz yet 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Pn4oAqRzDP pic.twitter.com/N68UvwzuIK
— Chocolate Cake (M.D) 🩺 🏋️ (@tunnde_) June 15, 2023

Pronouncing Grimace like Versace
— Hexenkraft (@HexenkraftMusic) June 15, 2023

Remembering a girl I used to work with who didn't believe in dinosaurs, not for religious reasons but bc "It's just so silly…" Any time I tried to get her to elaborate, she'd be like "I mean…big monsters? Like…" and mime being a T-Rex until she was giggling too much to breathe
— Unemployed Astronaut (@MilfParade) June 15, 2023

Bill Cosby went to prison for making bad drinks.

Ted Kaczynski went to prison because he sent a couple letters.

John Wayne Gacy went to prison for having some kids stay at his house.

It's easy to defend crime if you phrase it in the most dishonest way possible. pic.twitter.com/nyDuoxLHWr
— 𝙱𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚏 (@DonutHolschtein) June 15, 2023

https://t.co/8E6HxeR35w pic.twitter.com/gVQbaNhYf2
— Sean Crampsie (@seancrampsie) June 15, 2023

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