Chris died for you, what does pasta water do, Ethan Hawke sits beside Rhianna too, Conan bids adieu, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>June 18</strong>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fatphobia discourse always reminds me of my favorite clickhole article <a href="https://t.co/Qgr5I81gal">pic.twitter.com/Qgr5I81gal</a></p>
— certified posting activist™ (@phrenologylover) <a href="https://twitter.com/phrenologylover/status/1406015779657691137?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I didn't ask Chris to do all of that 🤷🏾‍♀️ <a href="https://t.co/bTllwsTbb2">pic.twitter.com/bTllwsTbb2</a></p>
— Shannon Thornton's Bae (@Suite_Tea) <a href="https://twitter.com/Suite_Tea/status/1405846978744012803?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">sick of recipes that are like "save some pasta water." for what? i have sixteen jars of pasta water under my bed. when is this investment going to pay off</p>
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) <a href="https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1405904503841382407?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">First and last day at work. 🍺🥴 <a href="https://t.co/cjAe4hdaYu">pic.twitter.com/cjAe4hdaYu</a></p>
— 🍺 Hold My Beer 🍺 (@HldMyBeer) <a href="https://twitter.com/HldMyBeer/status/1405992495146684418?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 18, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>June 19</strong>

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<p lang="no" dir="ltr">PeriodT. <a href="https://t.co/F7zAhLOwBk">pic.twitter.com/F7zAhLOwBk</a></p>
— stas (@AstasiaWill) <a href="https://twitter.com/AstasiaWill/status/1406432928234717185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">mans in row z in his own house😂😂😂😂😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/DdiGE6HV4H">https://t.co/DdiGE6HV4H</a></p>
— EG 🇵🇸 (@VlvaLaRaza) <a href="https://twitter.com/VlvaLaRaza/status/1406330651935227905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my mom just asked me why two of the nails on my right hand are short and i didn't know what to say so i just told her it was so i could put in my contacts</p>
— 🌞 dolly parton's left tit 🌞 (@cornbreadgrunge) <a href="https://twitter.com/cornbreadgrunge/status/1406268115529383940?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/v0T9NtufkD">pic.twitter.com/v0T9NtufkD</a></p>
— Cozy Club (@CosyCIub) <a href="https://twitter.com/CosyCIub/status/1406257851908169731?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Weird way to do subtitles for the Formula 1 race. <a href="https://t.co/L4tFE25l0a">pic.twitter.com/L4tFE25l0a</a></p>
— Ólafur Waage (@olafurw) <a href="https://twitter.com/olafurw/status/1406247739567050757?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>June 20</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">crosswords are crazy. imagine referring to a hole as a "shovel's creation"</p>
— emma healey (@emmafromtoronto) <a href="https://twitter.com/emmafromtoronto/status/1406829034970009600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I love that a crucial part of acquiring housing is sending all of your most sensitive documents and information to a handful of weird guys</p>
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) <a href="https://twitter.com/ItsDanSheehan/status/1406734448612179968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/KIZMUgSlaP">pic.twitter.com/KIZMUgSlaP</a></p>
— perritos en situaciones random (@twperritos) <a href="https://twitter.com/twperritos/status/1406743932944388100?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Never deleting this app <a href="https://t.co/10tH7yaNq2">pic.twitter.com/10tH7yaNq2</a></p>
— weed &amp; wagyu (@jessethechef) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessethechef/status/1406745400531251201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Happy Father's Day specifically to Ethan Hawke making his son switch seats with him so he could get at Rihanna <a href="https://t.co/WebgyHa4su">pic.twitter.com/WebgyHa4su</a></p>
— Homo Honey (@DixPeyton) <a href="https://twitter.com/DixPeyton/status/1406655623870271505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>June 21</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">having a hard time going to sleep. had to run to the grocery store and grab some medicine <a href="https://t.co/CGzCdYT9gn">pic.twitter.com/CGzCdYT9gn</a></p>
— slick (@dlicj) <a href="https://twitter.com/dlicj/status/1407189243483496450?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was at a wedding in Pakistan that was blown up by the United States government via drone. There was a guys foot in the cake! Anyway would love to come on the tonight show and tell the story. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/weddingfail?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#weddingfail</a> <a href="https://t.co/9ZmXAM3fZJ">https://t.co/9ZmXAM3fZJ</a></p>
— Tim Dillon (@TimJDillon) <a href="https://twitter.com/TimJDillon/status/1407135314502721539?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">feel like this is 100% untrue. <a href="https://t.co/9na34ebnew">pic.twitter.com/9na34ebnew</a></p>
— portion for foxes (@false_rumors) <a href="https://twitter.com/false_rumors/status/1407079329377538050?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Of course Covid would say that. <a href="https://t.co/rgDsMEVd12">pic.twitter.com/rgDsMEVd12</a></p>
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) <a href="https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1406925353759776769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 21, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>June 22</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Taxi Driver : Is that a Dublin accent?<br>
Me: Yes it is.<br>
Taxi Driver :Oh, do know a guy named Sean Corcoran?<br>
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Such a stupid question when you consider there are over one million people in Dublin.... the annoying thing was I fucking do know Sean Corcoran.</p>
— Michael Redmond (@redmondmichael1) <a href="https://twitter.com/redmondmichael1/status/1407305515953238016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">ive literally been laughing for an hour now <a href="https://t.co/BYTvgM5HJ2">pic.twitter.com/BYTvgM5HJ2</a></p>
— phteven (@PhriendlyCody) <a href="https://twitter.com/PhriendlyCody/status/1407339064836100106?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I would like to congratulate my ex's new wife on giving up orgasms</p>
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) <a href="https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1407526646819733508?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>June 23</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">rice being unhealthy in large quantities and mangos being the unhealthiest fruit is racist</p>
— abby govindan (@abbygov) <a href="https://twitter.com/abbygov/status/1407808753043492865?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">U can't be upset about wearing a mask if you're on a plane. You are simply not allowed to ignore science WHILE FLYING THROUGH THE SKY ON A MACHINE.</p>
— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) <a href="https://twitter.com/brookswheelan/status/1407812439542960130?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">When I worked for Conan, he would come into the head writer's office wearing a small hat, take it off and say, "My name, kind sir, is Cappy Cap. I am a kind and…gentle chap. I hope you have enjoyed my rap," He'd put the hat back on, "That name again is…Cappy Cap." It was heaven</p>
— Michael Koman (@MichaelKoman) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelKoman/status/1407928519276085259?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>June 24</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Conan is perfect in every way, I'll miss it dearly, and I hope the show comes back to HBO exactly the same. I still can't believe I was a very small part of <a href="https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ConanOBrien</a> 's show in a few very insane sketches. here's one written by the very very hilarious <a href="https://twitter.com/levimacdougall?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@levimacdougall</a> <a href="https://t.co/n86Uqk6qsC">pic.twitter.com/n86Uqk6qsC</a></p>
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) <a href="https://twitter.com/matt_obrien/status/1408078247770787851?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cool Song Restarted Before Friend Gets in Car: <a href="https://t.co/RY10ySBgft">https://t.co/RY10ySBgft</a> <a href="https://t.co/mhTcHiBTsa">pic.twitter.com/mhTcHiBTsa</a></p>
— Reductress (@Reductress) <a href="https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1408062520250617859?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Canadian media launch desperate search for white school with graveyard to hold up while shouting 'see? see?'</p>
— Walking Eagle News (@TheEagleist) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheEagleist/status/1408084949727682562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 24, 2021</a></blockquote>
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