FREE HIM, bagels have a hole in them, a shake is grim, the Sandman tells Happy to go get 'em, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
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Is it just me, or has everything in life since the pandemic been a funhouse mirror version of the Before Times—kinda the same, but weirder? Not always bad weird, but maybe a little more desperate/urgent/stressful/surreal? I dunno. Maybe it's just this breakfast Red Bull martini.
— Dave Merritt (@GoldenSeals) June 29, 2023