Elon is space Karen, a cat discovers she's not barren, Zoom should have music blarin', the world hate-watches how America's fairin', and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>May 16</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">So sad to hear that Fred Willard passed away.<br>
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One of my favorite roles of his was as Ron Albertson in Waiting For Guffman. Watch how many dentist jokes he delivers in under ten seconds. ❤️ <a href="https://t.co/BHgPl3EXoY">pic.twitter.com/BHgPl3EXoY</a></p>
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) <a href="https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1261742204134944768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER <a href="https://t.co/Yr4ESE87we">https://t.co/Yr4ESE87we</a></p>
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) <a href="https://twitter.com/imteddybless/status/1261654978353127424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Y'all are so dumb cooking ur food at 350° for 40 min when u could just do the math and cook it at 14,000° for one minute.</p>
— ARISTHOTLE (@venusianbabie) <a href="https://twitter.com/venusianbabie/status/1261744114946707457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">abba is fleetwood mac on anti depressants</p>
— lily rabe supremacy (@ccraulson) <a href="https://twitter.com/ccraulson/status/1261736051195985920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">hey seniors, if you're really missing graduation sit in the sun wearing a shower curtain while someone reads from a phonebook for 3 hours</p>
— Kyle Dodson (@KyleDodsonFunny) <a href="https://twitter.com/KyleDodsonFunny/status/1261807574502051841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Y'all. Hit translate on this tweet! <a href="https://t.co/UQ1fGusGvf">https://t.co/UQ1fGusGvf</a></p>
— Elder Gay (@VizyLawrence) <a href="https://twitter.com/VizyLawrence/status/1261703896369696768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>May 17</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Twitter is bleeding into the local graffiti <a href="https://t.co/X7ofIJv3AJ">pic.twitter.com/X7ofIJv3AJ</a></p>
— Lauren Davis (@LaurenDavis) <a href="https://twitter.com/LaurenDavis/status/1262116296293879808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Picture: Clearly not social distancing.<br>
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Caption: Don't worry. We were social distancing :-)</p>
— Tim Ayo Kubart (@timkubart) <a href="https://twitter.com/timkubart/status/1262058745741414400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">thread of this specific and very funny sense of humor: <a href="https://t.co/j7NFGkAgoC">pic.twitter.com/j7NFGkAgoC</a></p>
— 🐕 rain is staying the fuck home 🏡 (@raiin_song) <a href="https://twitter.com/raiin_song/status/1262093877818818561?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yesterday I found out that Chuck E Cheese realized people didn't want to order takeout from Chuck E Cheese so they changed their info in Grubhub apps to Pasquales Pizza and tricked a bunch of people into ordering Chuck E Cheese (Pasquale is one of the characters in the rat band)</p>
— Paul E Cheese (@paulbensonsucks) <a href="https://twitter.com/paulbensonsucks/status/1262158583845793794?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">June <a href="https://t.co/6Rw0LR0Tea">https://t.co/6Rw0LR0Tea</a></p>
— An Encouraging Hater (@potentmess) <a href="https://twitter.com/potentmess/status/1262143941987766273?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i... we... yas...... queen???????? <a href="https://t.co/NRkjrzIJvT">pic.twitter.com/NRkjrzIJvT</a></p>
— jamieloftus 🏂 (@jamieloftusHELP) <a href="https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1262187863405400066?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">she realizes she's pregnant (3rd pic) <a href="https://t.co/0U9tVsnbyp">pic.twitter.com/0U9tVsnbyp</a></p>
— chin armeña (@coarmena) <a href="https://twitter.com/coarmena/status/1261909782329352197?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>May 18</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">is everyone doing ok <a href="https://t.co/8feVLLOSt7">pic.twitter.com/8feVLLOSt7</a></p>
— plague rat (@catstronomical) <a href="https://twitter.com/catstronomical/status/1262589640999043072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.</p>
— Mr. Onederful® (@ericonederful) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericonederful/status/1262579559263727617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"Fred doesn't use his turn signal."—Martin Mull on the special joy of working with Fred Willard.</p>
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) <a href="https://twitter.com/MJMcKean/status/1262528435928199168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Shia LaBeouf implies the existence of Sunni LaBeouf</p>
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1262509307955986439?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This shutdown saga is exposing who's never been told "no" in their life.</p>
— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) <a href="https://twitter.com/CraigSJ/status/1262445213831790598?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>May 19</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">zoom needs a button that plays wrap it up music like at the oscars</p>
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) <a href="https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1262765916229492737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">My dumb ass logged my son into his Zoom class and I ain't have no shirt on Lmaoo all I heard was 15 Lil ass voices saying ewwwww</p>
— a breast of fresh air (@joinez) <a href="https://twitter.com/joinez/status/1262731437284954113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the ending of harry potter is "and then everyone married someone they met when they were 11"</p>
— jacob (@jacob_posts) <a href="https://twitter.com/jacob_posts/status/1262822802949910528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">when we reopen, the little mermaid will be able to say fuck</p>
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) <a href="https://twitter.com/Disneyland2go/status/1262813058021425153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">White people were forced to eat their own food for 2 months and started rioting 😂</p>
— Malik🧴 (@AshyMalik) <a href="https://twitter.com/AshyMalik/status/1262838325498515457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I guess you would've had to be there. <a href="https://t.co/WNJLa5RJas">pic.twitter.com/WNJLa5RJas</a></p>
— Matt Ford (@fordm) <a href="https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1262942806882037763?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You wouldn't hear nearly as much about hydroxycholoroquine if Twitter were still 140 characters.</p>
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) <a href="https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1262905880565166080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>May 20</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">What absolute dystopian hell world are we living in. <a href="https://t.co/Srnot6ZUji">pic.twitter.com/Srnot6ZUji</a></p>
— Firr (@Firr) <a href="https://twitter.com/Firr/status/1263183121706598404?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">no i'm pretty sure it was something else <a href="https://t.co/UtlCpkXmos">pic.twitter.com/UtlCpkXmos</a></p>
— paige (@PaigerU_) <a href="https://twitter.com/PaigerU_/status/1263148939672510465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">just try NOT to read this to the tune of sk8er boi <a href="https://t.co/YJCgae666p">pic.twitter.com/YJCgae666p</a></p>
— sarah james (@cryingbaseball) <a href="https://twitter.com/cryingbaseball/status/1263263676074618880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I did the whipe it down trend <a href="https://t.co/5KEeoZ47CK">pic.twitter.com/5KEeoZ47CK</a></p>
— aisha (@aishrae) <a href="https://twitter.com/aishrae/status/1263273459515142144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I, your woke boss, have discovered that adding X's to words make them more inclusive so it turns out we are going to be doing some layoffx</p>
— Dennis Hogan (@dennismhogan) <a href="https://twitter.com/dennismhogan/status/1263156947093786624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong> May 21</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">They ain't think this one thru 😭 <a href="https://t.co/zbYn7Xs9Pe">https://t.co/zbYn7Xs9Pe</a></p>
— HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty (@itskeyon) <a href="https://twitter.com/itskeyon/status/1263598909139464193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is a beautiful tribute to Fred Willard. <a href="https://t.co/7EosgjSpr4">https://t.co/7EosgjSpr4</a></p>
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) <a href="https://twitter.com/juliussharpe/status/1263536578527244288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I tested very positively <a href="https://t.co/lp4fE2bbai">pic.twitter.com/lp4fE2bbai</a></p>
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) <a href="https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1263602255476985862?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack<br>
I hope this email finds you in another part of the world<br>
I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile<br>
I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife</p>
— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) <a href="https://twitter.com/Grace_Segers/status/1263658195911917576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was told these are four completely different people but idk <a href="https://t.co/qHeWM9Y4Vv">pic.twitter.com/qHeWM9Y4Vv</a></p>
— Potential Scam (@PennDusko) <a href="https://twitter.com/PennDusko/status/1263476161629356033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 21, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">He's watching Happy Gilmore <a href="https://t.co/nSp6SmAXp3">https://t.co/nSp6SmAXp3</a></p>
— SmashMike (@Mikelennial) <a href="https://twitter.com/Mikelennial/status/1263668825901408256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>May 22</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ok, who did this?<br>
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the internet is undefeated... <a href="https://t.co/9BolqNsBam">pic.twitter.com/9BolqNsBam</a></p>
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) <a href="https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1263953059882905601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">That don't impress me much. <a href="https://t.co/jDacijtAd7">pic.twitter.com/jDacijtAd7</a></p>
— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) <a href="https://twitter.com/daveshumka/status/1263923476798115840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kayleigh McEnany announced today that Trump was donating part of his presidential salary to HHS. She displayed one of his checks during the announcement.<br>
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She also displayed Trump's private bank account and routing numbers.<a href="https://t.co/UZhANooYA6">https://t.co/UZhANooYA6</a></p>
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) <a href="https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1263993059567497221?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 23, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">The vibe at all the restaurants reopening <a href="https://t.co/tGmaiZazaE">pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE</a></p>
— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) <a href="https://twitter.com/brianpempus/status/1263975348515069952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2020</a></blockquote>
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