Thank you Dolly, Rudy's ultimate folly, student debt and a trolley, beware the Queen's volley, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>November 13</strong><br>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">He needs to be careful here she can move in any direction <a href="https://t.co/6Kkqju07BN">pic.twitter.com/6Kkqju07BN</a></p>
— The Pesky Red (@The_Pesky_Red) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_Pesky_Red/status/1327345861773455367?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat</p>
— worm adderall (@___maryboy) <a href="https://twitter.com/___maryboy/status/1327411677491466241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago</p>
— cal? (@cal_gif) <a href="https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1327483283744100352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Y'all republicans really believe that we would rig the election and then choose JOE BIDEN!?!? 😭😭😭</p>
— n8 ✨ (@NateEvans00) <a href="https://twitter.com/NateEvans00/status/1327396999520342016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">[Inventing coffee]<br>
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I wish beans could be boiled and give you panic attacks</p>
— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) <a href="https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1327343833378676737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ladies and gentlemen, US military base Fort Bragg: <a href="https://t.co/fIhuVOMsFg">pic.twitter.com/fIhuVOMsFg</a></p>
— Cringe Political Posts (@cringepolitik) <a href="https://twitter.com/cringepolitik/status/1327236406964436992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 14</strong>

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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/pR1f36dOgv">pic.twitter.com/pR1f36dOgv</a></p>
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) <a href="https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1327769452226625536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">So glad I was weird af in high school cuz now ain't no one hittin me up to join their pyramid scheme 😌😌</p>
— Kuzcolia Valentine (@roselia_val) <a href="https://twitter.com/roselia_val/status/1327691385672146945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">y'all be gatekeeping weird shit like bro just tell me where you got the pine sol from</p>
— dick wolf (@soyeahnah) <a href="https://twitter.com/soyeahnah/status/1327669469741801472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Suddenly the cops are fresh out of tear gas, rubber bullets, armored cars, and riot gear. Fancy that; what a coincidence. <a href="https://t.co/WmjKSRpAH6">https://t.co/WmjKSRpAH6</a></p>
— Neale (@AbeFroman) <a href="https://twitter.com/AbeFroman/status/1327856313154486272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pretty annoying that we have to continue living under the legal constraints created by the Founding Fathers, a bunch of drunk slave owners with Gonorrhea who didn't have electricity or know dinosaurs existed</p>
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) <a href="https://twitter.com/ohJuliatweets/status/1327790339634106372?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just for fun make Hillary Clinton Attorney General, so she can lock Trump up. 🔒</p>
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) <a href="https://twitter.com/NotHoodlum/status/1327725541609320450?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You apologise for the TROUBLES??? <a href="https://t.co/LPwwSjA9Ci">https://t.co/LPwwSjA9Ci</a></p>
— jericho cane stan account (@brynteresting) <a href="https://twitter.com/brynteresting/status/1327750723438690306?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 15</strong>

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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/dpXW0EZ8WN">pic.twitter.com/dpXW0EZ8WN</a></p>
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/1327982900785065984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This has absolutely finished me off I love her <a href="https://t.co/6DaI0gxDEe">pic.twitter.com/6DaI0gxDEe</a></p>
— wap rem x (@jackremmington) <a href="https://twitter.com/jackremmington/status/1327944675668488193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why are these so funny 😭😭😭😭 <a href="https://t.co/Fa3mRFh7yZ">pic.twitter.com/Fa3mRFh7yZ</a></p>
— Nāsha 🖤 its a long A (@oSoNasha) <a href="https://twitter.com/oSoNasha/status/1328003372344107008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Beautiful <a href="https://t.co/Hy9J5axUo0">pic.twitter.com/Hy9J5axUo0</a></p>
— Mira "niples on fleet" Bellwether (@TheeBellwether) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheeBellwether/status/1328013342024339463?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Air Fryers have a grip on my people the same way George Forman Grills did in the mid 2000s 😭</p>
— Boujie and Thankful 🦃 (@WYETTHASSP0KEN) <a href="https://twitter.com/WYETTHASSP0KEN/status/1328122752675565568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/LEfI6c0ADR">https://t.co/LEfI6c0ADR</a> <a href="https://t.co/uAULJmqTg7">pic.twitter.com/uAULJmqTg7</a></p>
— pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" (@pixelatedboat) <a href="https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1328088601310052352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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November 16
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Her *having sex* say my name<br>
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Starbucks barista: oh no</p>
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/1328370771639545856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You permabanned my account for correcting someone who called me a man and then denied my appeal three times. <a href="https://t.co/2D7EWVUROz">https://t.co/2D7EWVUROz</a></p>
— Renfamous⭐️ (@renfamous) <a href="https://twitter.com/renfamous/status/1328513050090090496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"How was the party? I wasn't invited."<br>
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!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗗𝗮𝗸𝗼𝘁𝗮 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻.</p>
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) <a href="https://twitter.com/feistyfrank/status/1328552606394961921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/HT1YaJTNBn">pic.twitter.com/HT1YaJTNBn</a></p>
— Stolen Dans (@Jared_the_panda) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jared_the_panda/status/1328567545771806720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">If I die of rona, you better not make a vaccine.<br>
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It'd be unfair to me and everybody else who already paid their dues. Honor my struggle by also struggling.</p>
— Edgar Momplaisir (@edgarmomplaisir) <a href="https://twitter.com/edgarmomplaisir/status/1328394770809438208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Next on 60 minutes: Is our country turning the police into an unimpeachable hero cult? We asked seven police chiefs and you'll never guess what they told us. Plus, all new episodes of NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, NCIS New Orleans and Blue Bloods. Tonight, only on CBS.</p>
— spilliam pitt (@IAmSpilly) <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmSpilly/status/1328325642081894402?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">My student loans will never be forgiven. Not after what they've done.</p>
— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) <a href="https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/1328490857012531200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/VSI0cTKB7j">pic.twitter.com/VSI0cTKB7j</a></p>
— Talmon Joseph Smith (@talmonsmith) <a href="https://twitter.com/talmonsmith/status/1328315373935058949?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 17</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">watching the news report on bars opening and closing <a href="https://t.co/IbRVfI05ZX">pic.twitter.com/IbRVfI05ZX</a></p>
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) <a href="https://twitter.com/matt_obrien/status/1328801536328278018?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the illusion of choice in a two party system <a href="https://t.co/hlRfouSwQM">pic.twitter.com/hlRfouSwQM</a></p>
— bass guitar patrickson (@BassPatrickson) <a href="https://twitter.com/BassPatrickson/status/1328776285099683842?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr">Mom? <a href="https://t.co/1J9UCtAn5r">pic.twitter.com/1J9UCtAn5r</a></p>
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) <a href="https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1328714869940609024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cannae stop laughing at the sheep my dad saw today. Absolute unit. <a href="https://t.co/GYIW8FW18v">pic.twitter.com/GYIW8FW18v</a></p>
— M (@ciderbams) <a href="https://twitter.com/ciderbams/status/1328744167661572098?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">if twitter stories turn this app into something for pretty people I'm going to be pissed. this app is for jokes and lies</p>
— kat hasty (@kathasty) <a href="https://twitter.com/kathasty/status/1328905632519495682?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Excel has stories now too 😍 <a href="https://t.co/022UwhPLHY">pic.twitter.com/022UwhPLHY</a></p>
— Beatrix Kiddo (@TheLiddoFox) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheLiddoFox/status/1328748212098895875?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"capitalism breeds innovation"<br>
the innovation: <a href="https://t.co/txboQStqXk">pic.twitter.com/txboQStqXk</a></p>
— spooky 🎄👻 (@comradespooky) <a href="https://twitter.com/comradespooky/status/1328743731827269632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">there's literally no law that says you can't put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job, literally there's no law that says that</p>
— jacky (@JackWilliamRtF) <a href="https://twitter.com/JackWilliamRtF/status/1328914912622555137?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 18</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">coffee prices are out of control <a href="https://t.co/gEiQlqzbPm">pic.twitter.com/gEiQlqzbPm</a></p>
— chuuch (@ch000ch) <a href="https://twitter.com/ch000ch/status/1329082489910874112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">GOOGLE DRIVE WE GET IT THE TRASH HAS CHANGED</p>
— Laura Gao ✌️ (@heylauragao) <a href="https://twitter.com/heylauragao/status/1329150192063447045?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Petition calls for Four Seasons Total Landscaping to be named to the National Register of Historic Places <a href="https://t.co/rFDHJZCMy0">https://t.co/rFDHJZCMy0</a></p>
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) <a href="https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1329098041706606594?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lmao nah get my boy an Oscar for this <a href="https://t.co/ypDGt7cdNm">pic.twitter.com/ypDGt7cdNm</a></p>
— Pure Gold 🍯 (@AlyssaSaid__) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlyssaSaid__/status/1329065547145895937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">yes she was <a href="https://t.co/RGvD9A5WZc">https://t.co/RGvD9A5WZc</a> <a href="https://t.co/dCCxWrv9Hd">pic.twitter.com/dCCxWrv9Hd</a></p>
— Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) <a href="https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1329070727266402320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's fuckin wild how the solution is as simple as "just pay places to be closed and pay people to stay home" and that's been the solution this whole time and the government is just like "nah"</p>
— claire de lune (@ClaireMPLS) <a href="https://twitter.com/ClaireMPLS/status/1329169609644130306?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is it an UNDERRATED CLASSIC or did you see it when you were 14?</p>
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) <a href="https://twitter.com/cschleichsrun/status/1329131998313541632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>November 19</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">THIS IS A GOOD HEADLINE <a href="https://t.co/eNl2ZHh77p">https://t.co/eNl2ZHh77p</a></p>
— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) <a href="https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/1329634495205617666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Rudy Giuliani, the president's lawyer. <a href="https://t.co/egHOGsykMs">pic.twitter.com/egHOGsykMs</a></p>
— The Recount (@therecount) <a href="https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1329522155135045638?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I am no longer impressed that Sasha Baron Cohen tricked Rudy Giuliani.</p>
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) <a href="https://twitter.com/mileskahn/status/1329538860259434499?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Maybe they were mail-in likes. <a href="https://t.co/H2mKteNTla">https://t.co/H2mKteNTla</a></p>
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) <a href="https://twitter.com/SteveMartinToGo/status/1329398643829387264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 19, 2020</a></blockquote>
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