Chris Evans is strapping, a pop caught napping, the MAGA crew tries rapping, a proposal to cancel clapping and much more from this week in funny tweets.

November 2

Борис @Ramboff_ вернулся в Твиттер 😂😉 pic.twitter.com/596VYSSLQX
— Romanoff Роман (@villwetow78) November 2, 2019

At his speaking event in Iowa, @JoeBiden forgot where the camera was and ended up talking to a screen. CSPAN kept cutting away to try and help him out..😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VmB2ayGqC3
— Collin 🇺🇸 (@CollinRight) November 2, 2019

Family Guy intro except it's empty. yes this was hard work pic.twitter.com/iJ4RaVOtBD
— noah (major) (@majorbean_) November 3, 2019

Whose parents are these? pic.twitter.com/lAZba71mnv
— MotherFuckingCheeseFries (@MFCheeseFries) November 2, 2019

An excerpt of Blondie performing "Heart Of Glass" on "The Midnight Special" I hope you have a pleasant day. pic.twitter.com/XImmDrpq6x
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) November 2, 2019

oh fuck
what did you order
WHAT DID YOU ORDER pic.twitter.com/RO8UWON8QD
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) November 2, 2019

November 3

"cat? no idea, we're all towels aren't we, lads?" pic.twitter.com/JhYcdaxs6f
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 3, 2019

You don't believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation. https://t.co/PSt8N39Er5
— Gavin Newsom (@GavinNewsom) November 3, 2019

Mayonnaise Twitter, please explain. pic.twitter.com/qcNzeW9X8Y
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) November 3, 2019

The McDonald's CEO fucked Grimace pic.twitter.com/Zat21avGQe
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) November 3, 2019

Trump Jr. requests you all stop retweeting. Thank you for not complying. pic.twitter.com/Un51xkRRWB
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) November 3, 2019

Trump supporters tweeting out videos that are filled with boos, while claiming there was nothing but cheering is all the proof you need that it's a cult
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) November 3, 2019

What's next? Trump getting booed at a Tegan and Sarah concert?!
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) November 3, 2019

My gf's explanation of why "ok boomer" became a thing is spot on ✔️ pic.twitter.com/tRprQ4ImlU
— Ok Boober (@TheGallowBoob) November 3, 2019

by 2020 i will have lived in all four decades: 90s, 00s, 10s and 2016
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) November 3, 2019

November 4

can't wait for the ok boomer meme to reach the natural end of its life cycle by having hillary clinton reply "ok boomer" to a trump tweet
— life is a highway (@mattvbrady) November 4, 2019

the last thing zuckerberg is about to do is raise his voice at me https://t.co/BGkL6C2aWe
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) November 4, 2019

hey just saw that guy that said "boomer is the n-word of ageism" and i would like to provide a quote from the only white man i trust pic.twitter.com/hFlYPUDvpI
— pls spare gf (@k1dgorg3ous) November 4, 2019

I will not. But I fwu for trying❤️ https://t.co/S9MRxlyCNL
— jake (@huntychan) November 4, 2019

well shit pic.twitter.com/2dUhMd3Iam
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) November 4, 2019

Kevin Harlon's call of the black cat on the field is amazing pic.twitter.com/77XAC1w2tz
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 5, 2019

My cats Max and Leo saw the black cat on Monday night football pic.twitter.com/Pq5DA3RzgN
— Cindy Saucier (@Brat1st) November 5, 2019

November 5

Thank God for sports photographers. pic.twitter.com/xKRd55iMbh
— Geoffrey Ingersoll (@GPIngersoll) November 5, 2019

*confused barking* https://t.co/bJ4GbVmQLW
— Racism WatchDog (@RacismDog) November 5, 2019

Hell yes king pic.twitter.com/4re0Fs3Ese
— The Ocean State Enjoyer⚓️ (@MattyRenn) November 5, 2019

me looking at my professor when i hear backpacks zipping 2 mins before class ends bc i want him to know i'm still listening & everyone else is rude pic.twitter.com/hBSLFGaTmg
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 6, 2019

when u touch the coffee pot and its hot pic.twitter.com/mZGWxea0KG
— zendaya's sex slave (@juugginn) November 5, 2019

You can't turn away for a second 😅 pic.twitter.com/P3DUNcBv2Q
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 5, 2019

my white blood cells fighting off a cold pic.twitter.com/Wvm2Z6bnU0
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) November 5, 2019

You had ppl rioting over cheese sandwiches at Fyre Fest bro https://t.co/yMcPWqPhIO
— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) November 5, 2019

Boomer, are you OK?
Are you OK, Boomer?

You've been hit by—
You've been struck by--
a smooth millennial
— Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) November 6, 2019

willem dafoe smiling at pancake mix pic.twitter.com/qPVzvaD3z0
— sierra *ﾟ･ﾟ｡. (@midsxmmar) November 5, 2019

Cool... probably won't pick that guy https://t.co/GaibNRYPNQ
— Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) November 5, 2019

November 6

They found her old tweets pic.twitter.com/7eJZRKO8JK
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 6, 2019

tim hortons + swiss chalet = timothée chalamet
— ben stager (@bennnnst) November 7, 2019

I lost it when he licked his hand pic.twitter.com/YktVwohYPT
— Blankzy (@Blankzy_) November 6, 2019

Basketball is the best sport for people who love good posts pic.twitter.com/zP9734tBtn
— Krispy Scream (@mitchysuch) November 6, 2019

A woman was singing from her apartment window and this was her neighbors reaction.... pic.twitter.com/tHDt42EnCN
— elatticus (@elatticus) November 6, 2019

If you've had a day that could be improved by a panda trying to get in a hammock, here's a panda trying to get in a hammock.

📹: https://t.co/vthEhbQ0zo pic.twitter.com/AZE95mVEKl
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 6, 2019

Another sneak peek at #TheCampfire - a new talkshow with @MarkForwardd and me in which we talk to people about the thing that brings them joy. Our guest here is dog trainer/breeder Yan Mowatt. Yes, it was very windy. pic.twitter.com/2JkmB325tC
— Jonathan Torrens (@TorrensJonathan) November 7, 2019

The only thing I will say about Knives Out is that, upon seeing Chris Evans in a sweater, the girl next to me gasped and said very softly and tenderly, "Sweater."
— Anna Menta (@annalikestweets) November 7, 2019

They got this man in 4K clarity, swinging that bag like he in a romantic comedy and bitch I am HOLLERING. https://t.co/Cb9ClLgmi9
— Sultan of Skincare (@brownandbella) November 6, 2019

pic.twitter.com/H9hTSgZoXf
— Your Tired And Your Poor (@Standplaats_KRK) November 6, 2019

being straight is exhausting you message a guy on tinder like "cute dog" and he'll reply "thanks haha you wanna come over and ride this dick reverse cowgirl til you bleed organs" no man go to therapy jesus fuck
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) November 6, 2019

NEW BILLY ON THE STREET WITH @ChrisEvans!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/YJfD1gFkEd
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 6, 2019

pic.twitter.com/cZNCYs0A6Z
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) November 6, 2019

November 7

Bond Film Anagrams. A Thread.#JamesBond #Bond25

Dr. No (1962) pic.twitter.com/NjUToodDoi
— David Reed (@MrDavidReed) November 7, 2019

as a child i thought i'd have to deal with the bermuda triangle a lot more than i have in my adult life
— JB (@JbKnockout) November 8, 2019

*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden
— DougExeter (@Doug_Exeter) November 8, 2019

max and murphy have a conversation about how to help their hooman and it's too funny
(max.and.murph IG) pic.twitter.com/FjOWtC0u7V
— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) November 7, 2019

Stages on Twitter:

1.) you created a Twitter account
2.) but you didn't understand it
3.) so you left for a few months or years
4.) but then you returned
5.) now you're addicted and can't go a day without it
6.) night mode activated
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 7, 2019

the whisper gets me every time lmfao pic.twitter.com/zxxfcdBoFQ
— 🎄 (@mattwhitlockPM) November 7, 2019

There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there's a gruyerea.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) November 7, 2019

This was a great episode of Succession. https://t.co/NnLuHnzdR8
— Anthony Atamanuik (@TonyAtamanuik) November 7, 2019

"My father."
"Yeah, well, my dad."
"Interesting, but my father."
"True, but also my dad." pic.twitter.com/d0Fk1ulTxq
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) November 7, 2019

everyone take it easy on bill gates. i'd also be really confused about math and numbers and cash or whatever if *i* were claiming to be giving away all my money and somehow more than doubled my net worth in the last 10 years
— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) November 7, 2019

During Mueller, some R's said, there was no collusion with Russia, b/c Trump too incompetent to be capable of it.

Now, some R's say, there was no quid pro quo b/c Trump too incoherent to be capable of it.

Pretty damn pathetic when ur best defense is incompetence & incoherence.
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) November 7, 2019

WEREWOLVES OF LONDON pic.twitter.com/Fagy9i9cI0
— Daniel Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) November 8, 2019

We changed the cover of Don Jr's book to make it a little more honest and put them up in Barnes and Noble. You're welcome, Junior! pic.twitter.com/ZZqfRP6Jhj
— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) November 7, 2019

Fox News published portions of a book from a regular guest of the network alleging that the Obama admin held regular "political correctness meetings." The author now admits he didn't understand the initials 'PC' actually stood for "principals committee."https://t.co/VdDfjocUi9
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 7, 2019

are you sure because he's been trying to figure out poverty in Africa while sitting on one hundred billion dollars and he's super stumped https://t.co/MdtUlx90al
— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) November 7, 2019

Let us know when you're ready to go bill. https://t.co/WEKoMJrM6R
— M i s t e r A m e r i c a (@timheidecker) November 7, 2019

So you have a sports host - Mad Dog, who's target demo is men 18-34. And as a lead in you give him ... Frasier!? A show with a women 25-54 target demo? Im sorry, is this a joke? Is KACL 780 program director on *crack*?! This is insane! I'm tossing and turning thinking about this
— James Hartnett (@jameshartnett) November 7, 2019

THEN HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL PRESIDENT https://t.co/51P3K3d1Iv
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 7, 2019

DEAD!😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/RJyDHOjTT3
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) November 7, 2019

November 8

no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, compromised Russian assets, pedophile wrestling coaches, sex-trafficking plutocrats, blackout-drunk rapist judges, concentration camp fanboys and bone saw murder apologists would also be the party of whistleblower betrayers
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 8, 2019

Truly. Good luck to all of us. https://t.co/owvo4dAsbK
— Colin Hanks (@ColinHanks) November 9, 2019

This should be played on a loop at Gitmo. pic.twitter.com/5ilkVCOIK2
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 9, 2019

I'm so glad girls don't have ankles https://t.co/oLyjz28xk0
— nat 🏳️‍🌈 (@lgbtDemetria) November 8, 2019

So let's get this straight.

Republicans are arguing that all people willing to testify under oath are lying, and all people unwilling to testify under oath are telling the truth.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how FUCKING STUPID Republicans are.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) November 8, 2019

#chicagoshit pic.twitter.com/HR9NXB97lN
— TweeterFrancisGeraci (@shazam_bangles) November 9, 2019

It probably did https://t.co/s0ueHFXEXF
— Kyle 🐄 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 8, 2019

we have finally reached the generation that doesn't know what MySpace is https://t.co/4aV6gyOeuC
— queen of the clouds (@cherryemoticon) November 8, 2019

Is this woman for real? Or is this a joke? It seems real but it can't be, right? https://t.co/6hdXRgNlHH
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) November 8, 2019

Oh this "Blacks For #Trump" rally in #Atlanta is already off to a comedic start! 🤦🏾‍♂️😩 pic.twitter.com/g0qFZO7QwD
— Isaac Hayes III (@IsaacHayes3) November 8, 2019

This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: November 8, 2019

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