My knees no longer crack, Bill Maher's an unfunny hack, Martin Short as Uncle Jack, happy to be back, and much more from this week in funny tweets.

September 8

Can journalists please stop calling this website "X." It's like how we call Germany "Germany" even though they call themselves "Deutschland." in our language it is called "Twitter"
— worms cited (@christapeterso) September 9, 2023

"You don't need glasses" is such a fun new one. https://t.co/2jd2hXgxOW
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) September 8, 2023

Most insane George plot on Seinfeld is when the movie he wants to watch is already rented out so he uses the video store computer to look up who has the tape and then goes to their home. pic.twitter.com/tweXPMm4HO
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) September 8, 2023

Yesterday, an article was published suggesting that Jimmy Fallon is a rage monster and Twitter was like, "Yeah, that checks out." Today an article was published suggesting Martin Short is not that funny, and Twitter was like, "We rally at dawn!"
— Max Weiss (@maxthegirl) September 9, 2023

Martin Short presenting at the 1999 Emmy Awards with the Tony he won months before is one of the funniest awards show moments ever pic.twitter.com/ksDllmFmLW
— Ryan Aguirre (@aguirreryan) September 9, 2023

Simply cannot let people on here engage in any sort of Martin Short discourse without posting this clip. pic.twitter.com/Y4e0VpLI05
— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) September 8, 2023

martin short is hilarious pic.twitter.com/4rOaAAyV4z
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) September 8, 2023

we don't talk enough about martin short as larry david as linus in a charlie brown christmas https://t.co/wP3f95MxHL pic.twitter.com/UfJiG2SKvW
— levi teitel (@lateitel) September 8, 2023

Uncle Jack might by the best one off character on Arrested Development. Martin Short is a legend, top 5 funniest person to be put in front of a camera. pic.twitter.com/dbESbcj4Ox
— It's Keaton! (@EvilKeaton) September 8, 2023

Might be the greatest bunker tip of all-time. pic.twitter.com/lwX6ugoth5
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) September 8, 2023

Not only is today @BernieSanders' 82nd birthday, it's also the anniversary of this tweet. pic.twitter.com/M5rcR7SLZU
— People for Bernie (@People4Bernie) September 8, 2023

ayo for his age this is genuinely a wild play https://t.co/8OED0sT1yb
— Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy) September 8, 2023

Trae Young tweeted "Another Day, Another Opportunity💯" after the USA lost and also after Queen Elizabeth died. Insanely chaotic individual
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) September 8, 2023

There were some absolute bangers that day https://t.co/0Xu3E3lqEo pic.twitter.com/1OtLLBzTl7
— Phoenician thnkr (@christweetsllc) September 8, 2023

Thinking of her today. #RIP #QueenElizabeth pic.twitter.com/mPNqXNm4My
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) September 8, 2023

I'm not pulling over for Optimus Prime. Go to hell https://t.co/SU9H8Sw85Q
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) September 9, 2023

Joe Jonas was tired of asking Sophie Turner for uppies, TMZ reports pic.twitter.com/yAP5J7bkim
— ... (@MarchingWith7) September 8, 2023

Sophie Turner would order the fully loaded nachos but then keep all the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, for herself, in violation of the restaurant's stated rules, TMZ reports pic.twitter.com/48avJvofav
— Lon Harris (@Lons) September 8, 2023

oh they really fucked up pic.twitter.com/3hTYTTEcml
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) September 9, 2023

US schools are less about education and more about making sure parents get to work by 8. Now you know. https://t.co/wclP6TPnKM
— Elon Musk is a white supremacist (@LisaA311) September 8, 2023

this man's brain needs to be studied in a lab pic.twitter.com/V66LMGGunR
— ｋ (@lawfulspice) September 8, 2023

I know men aren't doing anything past dinner dates and flowers for their babes because WHYYYYY do all the girls on tiktok "know" that they're getting engaged the day it happens😫 Booking her a nail appointment for the first time since you've known her? Sir pls😂
— S. (@Simply_Shingii) September 8, 2023

I was teaching. my students came to school Monday & told me they saw my boyfriend at 6flags on a double date with his brother. 😂 they sat me down & everything. I went to cry on lunch because these kids were like 9 & they had video evidence like cheaters. https://t.co/3xvYr2mbm7
— 🌞 (@MaryyJpoppins) September 9, 2023

September 9

i'm sorry miss jackson /: i am fr
— clay ⛷️ (@hanfjob) September 9, 2023

It's giving a black employee took over the account for this occasion 😭 https://t.co/u2qhR10uY0
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) September 9, 2023

SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/s3xCkyyxUP
— Mike Golic Jr (@mikegolicjr) September 9, 2023

Julia Louis-Dreyfus's acceptance speech for the Mark Twain Prize is such an important moment in history. pic.twitter.com/2ZFMmgM0Hj
— Chris Dennis (@ChrisDnns) September 9, 2023

Snoopy is gonna jack off :/ https://t.co/l60E2XpmfZ
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) September 9, 2023

Starting to think that American cameras need the shutter sound on permanently https://t.co/HGiZy3mmlL
— Sudoplatovista (@boris_molotov) September 9, 2023

BREAKING NEWS: Police forget the word trousers. pic.twitter.com/KEedJaABvT
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 9, 2023

If nothing else today has given birth to an eternal meme, this is sensational pic.twitter.com/4640PlDy4G
— Euro (@EuroExpert_) September 9, 2023

This Mets hit by pitch statcast graphic is hilarious pic.twitter.com/79atGS7oWx
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) September 9, 2023

Brother, it's time to get a job pic.twitter.com/eviufOS1zM
— Ben Axelrod (@BenAxelrod) September 9, 2023

Lol pic.twitter.com/YnaxjF7UzG
— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) September 9, 2023

"Big strong men, big burly football fans, with tears in their eyes, coming up to me saying, sir, I've never told a former president to fuck off before, sir, but …" pic.twitter.com/qoiO5qpqZt
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 9, 2023

I just heard about "yo-yo flu" where people feel sick all the time, it remits temporarily and then returns and I have to break it to folks: that's chronic illness and we've been warning you about it
— Amanda Hu (@amandalhu) September 10, 2023

Martin Short is trending and Idk why it made me think when he was 'Jiminy Glick' interviewing Steven Spielberg and asked him "you've done so many films when are you gonna do 'The big one'?" pic.twitter.com/lCatOclTbH
— Retire_Salmons15 (@Js4424) September 9, 2023

I love them. this clip immediately reminded me of this lovely bit from Martin Short's memoir about what Kurt Russell did for him after his wife Nancy Dolman passed https://t.co/PbnCQNZJAC pic.twitter.com/u8OuLK7X8S
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) September 9, 2023

(norm macdonald voice) "The pope held a private audience at the Vatican with a group of American dignitaries. One of those dignitaries? You guessed it, Frank Stallone." https://t.co/HZSM3L2bee
— Sal Gentile (@salgentile) September 9, 2023

ashton kutcher is a slime ball pic.twitter.com/6ZOQ70Vf21
— riley (@princess_antifa) September 9, 2023

They wrote the letters of support because they didn't think they would become public. Full stop. https://t.co/DvEtyUWfxk
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) September 9, 2023

September 10

doing a show at the venue where i did a joke and someone yelled "you stole that from twitter" then 2 minutes later yelled "oh it was your twitter" happy to be back
— ashley ray (@theashleyray) September 11, 2023

Sauron in The Return of the King: pic.twitter.com/XMxDOYeKWy
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) September 10, 2023

They Should Demolish Billy Bishop Airport And Replace It With Rovinj, Croatia https://t.co/OMehfYtFv0
— michael kolberg (@mikeykolberg) September 10, 2023

Big words from a Kennedy! https://t.co/U8n8BZqx3G
— Nikolaj🍦🇺🇦 (@nikicaga) September 10, 2023

It's going to be a really sad day when Conan O'Brien dies, but it's gonna be just a little bit better when Paul Rudd plays a clip from Mac & Me during his eulogy.
— It's Keaton! (@EvilKeaton) September 10, 2023

Martin Short ripping Steve Martin for 2 minutes. If you don't think this man is hilarious, you have no soul. pic.twitter.com/lQ2mNbsUHK
— Todd Spence (@Todd_Spence) September 11, 2023

covid https://t.co/7OKu3mmMqe
— yamini :) (@showmetheyamz) September 10, 2023

Steve Kerr listening to Dillon Brooks get MVP chants as he loses a bronze medal game at the FIBA World Cup gotta be a career low point
— Michael Pina (@MichaelVPina) September 10, 2023

Dug up some bones in the garden and I've tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably. pic.twitter.com/FDc5AzqNPM
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) September 10, 2023

Seems like Elon Musk keeps having kids because he's always fucking up the playthroughs of his previous kids and then decides to start a new game out of frustration
— Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) September 10, 2023

this is such a funny insane person tweet https://t.co/8yMpO5x06U
— rachel (@rachelmillman) September 11, 2023

Topher Grace should write a letter asking the judge to give a harsher sentence
— Dan Wickes (@dan_wickes) September 10, 2023

September 11

The funniest 9/11 tweet, of course, is when Saudi Arabia threatened to do a 9/11 to Canada, too pic.twitter.com/N8njLG2qp2
— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) September 11, 2023

pic.twitter.com/KcWm05OIw9
— Cameron Grant (@Cam_Grants) September 12, 2023

Jesus, not again. https://t.co/SvuTQ5Zhrz
— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) September 11, 2023

Shoutout to my editor at Vibe who, on the afternoon of 9/11/01, told me my review of Ghostface's Bulletproof Wallets, was still due that day.
— joseph monish patel (@jazzbeezy) September 11, 2023

"Don't tell me you remember Sept. 11, 2001. I remember Sept. 11, 2001. But I heard her say she was there that day. I was there that day. I don't remember seeing Hillary Clinton there." - Rudy Giuliani pic.twitter.com/2iaOcB84Sy
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) September 11, 2023

she 9 my 11 until i Never Forget
— Robert Evans (The Only Robert Evans) (@IwriteOK) September 11, 2023

Let 9/11 be a warning to the world, if you attack America, we will go to war with 3 unrelated countries
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) September 11, 2023

This is the #1 Bush clip https://t.co/kWuZBzHdHv pic.twitter.com/mpN3kADBfK
— 𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 (@EmmaTolkin) September 12, 2023

unironically i love the idea of a person who only knows one of the most famous photos of the 2000s because its a meme pic.twitter.com/8cH4P6kYD8
— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) September 11, 2023

I love how accidentally based this pro-cop flag is lol. Like yeah, when you pull back the veneer of patriotism, the US is a police state with the world's highest incarceration rate. Nailed it pic.twitter.com/l6hLWraP8v
— Trap Queen Enthusiast (@marionumber4) September 11, 2023

losing my mind over henry winkler's twitter feed today pic.twitter.com/Z7qCAA9D0M
— sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) (@cottoncandaddy) September 12, 2023

adults having loving parents be getting y'all HOT https://t.co/XutPhN6upf
— varcmus llc (@varcmus) September 12, 2023

there is a group of white middle aged suburban moms out there that would drink this clean in 15 minutes https://t.co/l52QsaRxpC
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 11, 2023

i love when apple is like "we are going to install updates tonight when you are sleeping" and when you wake up they're just like "couldn't do it! you slept weird and we couldn't do it!"
— Claire Lower (@clairelizzie) September 11, 2023

lost my job at Red Lobster for saying crabsolutely too much
— Dan Cerinthedark (@ETbeeegood) September 11, 2023

this is the average senator pic.twitter.com/v1iyzUCFKM
— tyler oakley // schedule pinned (@tyleroakley) September 11, 2023

lebron watched dillon brooks drop 40 on his country and immediately picked up the phone https://t.co/sm9WFRLXHs
— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) September 11, 2023

honestly starting to think that Martin Short wrote the op-ed
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) September 11, 2023

i get that it's cool to hate on stuff but the snark towards olivia rodrigo is starting to piss me off. her music has really helped me deal with the emotional turmoil of turning 38.
— jos (@josiahhughes) September 11, 2023

what do people think a bucket list is pic.twitter.com/sJUxk6jnoY
— not even sure what i'm doing here (@sablaah) September 11, 2023

All these "progressives" dogpiling Drew Barrymore as if they don't know she has short-term memory loss and needs to have to strike explained to her each day by Adam Sandler.
— Nick Hurwitch (@heWIZARD) September 11, 2023

watching game two of 2004 World Series and all i have to say is if you were a celebrity at this game, maybe just lay low for the next few weeks pic.twitter.com/QgvwRAqzrB
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) September 12, 2023

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— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) September 11, 2023

The range of Darla pic.twitter.com/KReP4caJO9
— Roxy (@redrawnoxen) September 12, 2023

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— the entity (@giant_sandwich) September 11, 2023

call me richard the way we gonna link later…
— helen (@helen) September 11, 2023

Vaxxed? https://t.co/eMnjArhXgC
— Fremen Jake (@Handsome_Jake_) September 12, 2023

screaming pic.twitter.com/4Rj1Ynbckq
— kelsey orr (@kelseytayorr) September 12, 2023

I know there's video of him being hit and then collapsing to the ground but I just don't believe that's the truth about what happened. https://t.co/7quHoUioOr
— Travon (@Travon) September 12, 2023

September 12

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— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) September 12, 2023

Aaron Rodgers bathed in a vat of Ivermectin prior to last night's game in order to become impervious to injury, sadly his personal trainer held him by the ankle as he dunked him in the tank.
— JRR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) September 12, 2023

This is incredible. A Wisconsin bar offered free drinks if the Jets lost. After Rodgers went down, they started running up their tabs. The news was live when the jets won in overtime and everyone realized they had to pay. pic.twitter.com/1QDVJq9Zlr
— David Hill (@davehill77) September 12, 2023

This is a sick man😂 pic.twitter.com/POdvCaYML7
— Avery (@ItsAvery) September 12, 2023

🫡 pic.twitter.com/XghN3ltTjs
— stuart (@LockedStu) September 12, 2023

David Byrne in Toronto today which means David Byrne is gonna get doored on his bike today
— Fucked Up (@FUCKEDUP) September 12, 2023

if a woman tells you you have "nice hands" she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
— Grace Jarvis (@gracejarvisohno) September 12, 2023

happy 1 year anniversary. this worked and now i'm dating the teddy roosevelt wax figure from night at the museum 2 https://t.co/mosJv7OR7k
— levy (@1929stockcrash) September 12, 2023

He's right about the fact that half of people do need to be removed, but not about it being random. It's quite clear and obvious who needs to go. https://t.co/KRFO6KDzEe
— Edward Bouchet Guevara (@EliSeeney) September 12, 2023

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!

Am I doing that right, GOP? https://t.co/VadJePoYS8
— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) September 12, 2023

"We're going to impeach Biden!"

"Really? What for?"

"Like, uh, vibes and shit."
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 12, 2023

George Santos has been charged with fraud, money laundering, theft of public funds & making false statements.
Kevin McCarthy refuses to expel him from office.

Joe Biden has not been charged with a single crime.
Kevin McCarthy is trying to expel him from office.

Any questions?
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 13, 2023

Whether it's Democrats impeaching Trump for treason and insurrection or Republicans impeaching Biden for loving his son, both sides have sought to weaponize the impeachment process for political gain.
— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 12, 2023

Turns out the Trump DOJ ruled that you can't have an impeachment inquiry without a vote. So we've gone from a "Biden impeachment inquiry" that's not an impeachment, to it not even being an inquiry. This was already nothing, and now it's literally nothing.
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) September 12, 2023

No one tell Republicans that if they do succeed in removing Biden from office...

...we'll get the nation's first black female president.

Let it be a surprise.
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) September 12, 2023

Breaking: Tim Scott discovers he's been in the Republican Party all this time. https://t.co/XbsRfxpbQJ
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) September 12, 2023

Holy shit, its the original Avocado Toast guy! https://t.co/3BDNohKZad pic.twitter.com/ty6bw7uxHs
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) September 12, 2023

"Here's how to cancel" lmao https://t.co/tUzpVWsrEj
— krismadarame (@krismadarame) September 12, 2023

I do not understand an industry that wants to publicize what it claims are viewing metrics while also claiming there is no way to share accurate viewing metrics with the people who actually make their shows.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. https://t.co/QMhcPAet4z
— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) September 12, 2023

I couldn't decide, so I made both. #WGAStrong pic.twitter.com/aQxfT3pbdw
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) September 12, 2023

honestly the wildest thing about this Drew Barrymore thing is how incredibly easy it is right now for rich people to look like heroes FAR beyond what they deserve by simply writing checks and shutting up, and it's genuinely shocking how many of them haven't figured that out yet
— Claire Willett (@clairewillett) September 12, 2023

Sad to lose another friendship over politics pic.twitter.com/WqJPMyIw6z
— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) September 12, 2023

Sorry all I see is a monster that eats syringes https://t.co/BykkFX4i8f
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 12, 2023

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— discontinued barbie (@arianadotgov) September 13, 2023

drank this and my knees no longer crack and my joints move sooooo smooth pic.twitter.com/dmCQACGLdf
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) September 12, 2023

September 13

"I don't know who that is" clearly you need to take a trip to the planet of the bass… https://t.co/YbpHAgS96n
— kyle 🐝 (@yellowjackie09) September 13, 2023

Ok she's not the best but i don't think she deserves the 9/11 award.. https://t.co/Po9W2MGq67
— helena (@freshhel) September 14, 2023

Me after I slide the DJ $5 to play the Oppenheimer score pic.twitter.com/RvPEvY5uJk
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) September 13, 2023

When I make a typo in the group chat and my friends use that misspelling as slang for the next six years https://t.co/I1E6hfn443
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) September 13, 2023

Olivia Rodrigo playing Madison Square Garden with The Breeders opening is true alt-rock praxis
— Matthew Perpetua (@perpetua) September 13, 2023

Fans of The Breeders at the Olivia Rodrigo concert: pic.twitter.com/SzfSshhEgu
— CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) September 13, 2023

I'm dying pic.twitter.com/vUubB63fZf
— 🚄mugrimm💨 (@ExileGrimm) September 13, 2023

my job? nfl team graphic designer. my mission? to make a bird look as mean as possible
— molly mary o'brien (@missmollymary) September 14, 2023

woody johnson lowkey a crazier name than sexyy red https://t.co/4XH0exjf12
— hadji (WALLFLOWER OUT NOW) (@hadjigaviota) September 14, 2023

ChatGPT is getting scary good… 😬 pic.twitter.com/v2LLNguMqH
— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) September 13, 2023

subway exec: have you heard about this

subway ceo: about what

exec: this guy ate a bunch of our sandwiches & lost weight

ceo: wow

exec: look at this. he used to have pants that were very big. but now his pants are normal

ceo: great 👍 don't look up any other facts about him
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) September 13, 2023

sorry, over a lunch of what now https://t.co/lJzI3PAuhl
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) September 13, 2023

damn might have to bid on this one pic.twitter.com/BETvUxQBAB
— hannah strong (@thethirdhan) September 13, 2023

You know how you're not supposed to where white to a wedding? Well guess what my idiot bride did
— Harrison Weinreb (@harriweinreb) September 14, 2023

Talked to an anti-abortion protester about how God was not very pro-life in the Bible. pic.twitter.com/SICaida09x
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) September 14, 2023

Imagine going back in time and showing the Germans this footage. https://t.co/NlGt8dz82p
— Paradoxe, The Great (@Astronomikal1) September 13, 2023

i should have died that day pic.twitter.com/R3gzr6Chbm
— lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) September 14, 2023

I know we're not supposed to be working during the strike but I couldn't resist giving this a quick edit pass https://t.co/6Or7sITHto pic.twitter.com/xjiWYGBRku
— Harry Wood (@harrymwood) September 14, 2023

Can't wait to tell my son there won't be Christmas this year because Bill Maher and a bunch of talk show hosts who couldn't stay away from the limelight prolonged a strike that was gaining ground and are putting countless writers, actors, and crew in financial peril indefinitely.
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) September 14, 2023

never forget the time a writer in the Sons of Anarchy writers room jumped down my throat cuz i said Bill Maher was an unfunny hack whose politics suck and who only fucks hookers and then it turned out she was like best friends with him and my enemy for the rest of time
— Julie Bush (@julie_bush) September 14, 2023

Perpetually aggrieved multi-millionaire narcissist frames scabbing as altruistic concern for the working man in order to satisfy insatiable need to express contempt for vulnerable transgender citizens and lob softballs to right wing wackos like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro. https://t.co/ILV79fZcHl
— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) September 14, 2023

My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones. pic.twitter.com/woehfvggPe
— Allison Carter (@AllisonLCarter) September 13, 2023

September 14

This me doing the stanky leg https://t.co/6Xt9Zo34D9
— ⬡ (@antonioizsick) September 14, 2023

ONE CLIP PROVES WHO'S FUNNY AND WHO ISN'T https://t.co/8tI3gixAJ1
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) September 14, 2023

bill maher makes the sex workers he hires go to his comedy shows. this is not a bit. https://t.co/mHE6wGNUdA
— josh androsky (@ShutUpAndrosky) September 14, 2023

would like to humbly jump on this to add: here's henry rollins making bill maher look like a bitch (for defending statutory rape no less) https://t.co/yWlyIuHhM4 pic.twitter.com/YOfdZEpLv6
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) September 14, 2023

I can get this down to 40-50 bucks at the self checkout https://t.co/tsvthEEUng
— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) September 14, 2023

This is the one for me pic.twitter.com/Ks95Oil6qv
— Keith Goulette 🪦 (@keithgdesigns) September 14, 2023

Government shutdown in t-minus 16 days.

Instead of crying about how I dress, how about you get your shit together and do your job, bud? https://t.co/97vQMURDZX
— Senator John Fetterman (@SenFettermanPA) September 14, 2023

And here it is. Conservative Premiers destroy their provinces and Pierre blames Trudeau. This was literally a Ford directive. https://t.co/PajRSkYMH1
— Frank Domenic (@TheFrankDomenic) September 14, 2023

Hunter Biden indicted. Wow, that would be so bad for him if he was running for president.

Imagine running for president and getting indicted.

Just imagine.
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) September 14, 2023

Pointed out on a reddit thread that dirty indoor air gets people sick & someone replied:

"Lol okay go lobby the government to change the building code and retrofit every single building in the province where people get sick."

And I'm like yeah -- exactly that??
— Dr Rebecca Richardson (@mavisclare) September 14, 2023

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— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) September 14, 2023

This guys about to have the best night of his life pic.twitter.com/pKkC9UycFk
— cant stop! (@daveloach2) September 14, 2023

Shout out to Iowa for moving on from 9/11 pretty quick. https://t.co/jwsPczoa6T
— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) September 14, 2023

Great work team https://t.co/DVwSUSLP84 pic.twitter.com/rkgohXU75u
— joe bro (@jbromovies) September 14, 2023

"I will honor the spirit of the strike by not doing a monologue, New Rules or desk pieces." Bc you can't. Writers did that stuff. That's not honoring them. It's something you are not able to do. https://t.co/BvpXViak5l
— Sam Morril (@sammorril) September 14, 2023

gotta disagree with you here, the Taliban https://t.co/ClDyhYLDeW
— дса православная какус 🍞 🍷🌹 (@dsaorthocaucus) September 14, 2023

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