Wonder Woman has had enough, a camera exchange gets rough, iPhones keep giving us guff, what is with that cough, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>September 11</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I need everyone to understand that millennials don't have printers at home. Please. I'm so tired of driving to print and scan documents.</p>
— Annalisa Heppner (@Northernsirena) <a href="https://twitter.com/Northernsirena/status/1304516832762748937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 11, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him like 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya i am</p>
— james (@videojames_) <a href="https://twitter.com/videojames_/status/1304605548919300096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 12</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">My brain has developed a permanent region specifically to store the memory of watching this for the first time <a href="https://t.co/hl1FI4kUFx">pic.twitter.com/hl1FI4kUFx</a></p>
— Paddington🐻👑 (@MopeyGay) <a href="https://twitter.com/MopeyGay/status/1304983179628032000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wherever she is, I hope this lady had a good day today <a href="https://t.co/hO4LKM2HK7">pic.twitter.com/hO4LKM2HK7</a></p>
— Sara from Michigan (@SarafromMI) <a href="https://twitter.com/SarafromMI/status/1304894111472852992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">ain't no way perseus snuck up on medusa with them thangs clapping <a href="https://t.co/lih7IaPLFR">pic.twitter.com/lih7IaPLFR</a></p>
— William Vercetti (@williamvercetti) <a href="https://twitter.com/williamvercetti/status/1304877453261897730?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Classics department at a small liberal arts college <a href="https://t.co/mLPEIRV4Du">https://t.co/mLPEIRV4Du</a></p>
— Chance Bonar (@ChanceBonar) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChanceBonar/status/1304909802645065730?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">my dream job is being the friend tagged in a celebrity's instagram post who has 300 followers and is on private</p>
— anne (@neoguristirfry) <a href="https://twitter.com/neoguristirfry/status/1304812760065290240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bruh 💀😭😭 <a href="https://t.co/6EHW8pdEEX">pic.twitter.com/6EHW8pdEEX</a></p>
— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheoShantonas/status/1304795436549537792?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 12, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 13</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sometimes I'm kept awake thinking about how Americans call the liquid they put into their cars gas</p>
— steeve again (@steeve_again) <a href="https://twitter.com/steeve_again/status/1305096972941041664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">iphone users: good morni—<br>
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Apple: hey fuckface wanna know how much your ugly ass was staring at the screen last week?<br>
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iphone users: no thank you<br>
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Apple: 17 hours a day. and that's 30% less than last week. piece of shit.</p>
— eli ??? (@jazz_inmypants) <a href="https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1305180523434827780?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Western part of the US right now: <a href="https://t.co/0H675VSjkG">pic.twitter.com/0H675VSjkG</a></p>
— Thicc Candy Shell of Bekka's Former Self (@valhallabckgirl) <a href="https://twitter.com/valhallabckgirl/status/1305189169975549953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">On the importance of good typesetting and layout. <a href="https://t.co/AtPBVLjH6M">pic.twitter.com/AtPBVLjH6M</a></p>
— Nicholas A. Christakis (@NAChristakis) <a href="https://twitter.com/NAChristakis/status/1305263928528777223?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">'Keep politics out of sports!' I scream as I rise for the national anthem in a stadium built with $300 million in public funds.</p>
— qualified immunity disliker (@IssueFortyFive) <a href="https://twitter.com/IssueFortyFive/status/1305296026627047425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">We had a computer that ran MS-DOS when I was a kid, but I didn't realize that MS stood for "Microsoft," I thought it meant "Ms." and that the computer was a woman</p>
— Mara "Get Rid of the Nazis" Wilson (@MaraWilson) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaraWilson/status/1305220199239487488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/uVp6obO8jp">pic.twitter.com/uVp6obO8jp</a></p>
— ryan gosling official (@avantgodjazz) <a href="https://twitter.com/avantgodjazz/status/1305240045608075266?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">the way he used his tail as a propeller <a href="https://t.co/zT8Rp0e1uS">https://t.co/zT8Rp0e1uS</a></p>
— ROB! (@rbrtormrz) <a href="https://twitter.com/rbrtormrz/status/1305125547102539781?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">realizing my parents look like the sopranos <a href="https://t.co/0ijKRSOKBO">pic.twitter.com/0ijKRSOKBO</a></p>
— einstürzende neuböltōn🇮🇹👑 (@AmbJohnBoIton) <a href="https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1305175537997017088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Neil Young should do a sequel to Let's Roll called Let's Roll Moon.</p>
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mbalazo/status/1305261723960709125?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 14</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">me: [knows LMK = let me know]<br>
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also me: lartin muther king</p>
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) <a href="https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1305571806288334848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Y'all ever think about how indigenous people successfully lived in the Americas for 15,000 years then Europeans came here and 500 years later the whole nation is experiencing apocalyptic climate disaster.</p>
— Not Brian (@LfeofCnsequence) <a href="https://twitter.com/LfeofCnsequence/status/1305735807760609281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Let the Hot Ones guy moderate the debate while Trump and Biden eat spicy wings</p>
— Donnie Sengstack (@donsengstack) <a href="https://twitter.com/donsengstack/status/1305536337668386816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I laughed until I had hiccups <a href="https://t.co/LNoKzxqhRD">pic.twitter.com/LNoKzxqhRD</a></p>
— Hitsugi Hime: Officially Certified! (@HitsugiChan) <a href="https://twitter.com/HitsugiChan/status/1305700778695327744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wait for it <a href="https://t.co/HgVPE4PP7E">pic.twitter.com/HgVPE4PP7E</a></p>
— Nick Lutsko (@NickLutsko) <a href="https://twitter.com/NickLutsko/status/1305679245205819393?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">you can say "ok john mayer" to any white dude playing guitar and it drives them nuts it's the greatest thing ever go try it</p>
— human aaron (@humanaaron) <a href="https://twitter.com/humanaaron/status/1305669049469280257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why what happened <a href="https://t.co/onc7cGUHZQ">https://t.co/onc7cGUHZQ</a></p>
— Marisa Ingemi (@Marisa_Ingemi) <a href="https://twitter.com/Marisa_Ingemi/status/1305616452309987331?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 14, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 15</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">dad? did you have a podcast? <a href="https://t.co/TDuaqRgL4h">pic.twitter.com/TDuaqRgL4h</a></p>
— kevin 😎 (@kevinsorboalt) <a href="https://twitter.com/kevinsorboalt/status/1306009177182146560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">y'all ever re-read something you wrote and think holy shit, did I used to know that?</p>
— Rochelle D. (@rochellehd) <a href="https://twitter.com/rochellehd/status/1305839450296115201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">In ocean's eleven one guy's job was to give a suitcase to somebody and he got the same amount of money as the guy who had to do acrobatics inside a vault</p>
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) <a href="https://twitter.com/ronnui_/status/1305952252503437312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">been thinking about this for a month now <a href="https://t.co/zZ82RoZptY">pic.twitter.com/zZ82RoZptY</a></p>
— caro🤠 (@cooldetat) <a href="https://twitter.com/cooldetat/status/1305868462435303426?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">you are significantly closer to being a climate refugee than a billionaire</p>
— get your flu shot (@zoenone0none) <a href="https://twitter.com/zoenone0none/status/1305935968101253122?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Look good to me <a href="https://t.co/nw3YU9TKFl">https://t.co/nw3YU9TKFl</a></p>
— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dame_Lillard/status/1306072371535556608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 16</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pop culture is just expired Black culture</p>
— Teklai (@Teklai_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Teklai_/status/1306377220739473408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">just got a real bargain on literally the sum of all human knowledge at Waterstones <a href="https://t.co/nKk7cFZN3s">pic.twitter.com/nKk7cFZN3s</a></p>
— dan hett (@danhett) <a href="https://twitter.com/danhett/status/1306224887455981568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">This group's centuries-old commitment to spreading disease is fascinating. <a href="https://t.co/Dvp0LdxRo3">https://t.co/Dvp0LdxRo3</a></p>
— Melanie Dione (@themelaniedione) <a href="https://twitter.com/themelaniedione/status/1306186506516791299?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Firefighters: literally fight fire<br>
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Also firefighters: fighting conspiracy theories on TikTok <a href="https://t.co/Mf97S0tNrS">pic.twitter.com/Mf97S0tNrS</a></p>
— Cres (@cres_guez) <a href="https://twitter.com/cres_guez/status/1306358947364839424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah</p>
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) <a href="https://twitter.com/femaleredhead/status/1306242010114818048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year</p>
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) <a href="https://twitter.com/perfectsweeties/status/1306306911080456200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 16, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 17</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Should we tell them? I wanna tell them.. <a href="https://t.co/VuuebmwViR">pic.twitter.com/VuuebmwViR</a></p>
— Adrienne Adele Cox (@AdrienneACox) <a href="https://twitter.com/AdrienneACox/status/1306580997258063874?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trump, reading from a teleprompter here in Wisconsin, is criticizing Biden for using teleprompters</p>
— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) <a href="https://twitter.com/JoshNBCNews/status/1306769085707976704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 18, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">CUT THE PUBE <a href="https://t.co/uYkvX1i5DP">pic.twitter.com/uYkvX1i5DP</a></p>
— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) <a href="https://twitter.com/evren__7/status/1306648599187664902?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you've had it up to here with 2020. <a href="https://t.co/F2qu6FvPsZ">pic.twitter.com/F2qu6FvPsZ</a></p>
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealLyndaCarter/status/1306608178017296390?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2020</a></blockquote>
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Vish Khanna

This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: September 17, 2020

This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: September 17, 2020

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