Too much lemonade, what colour braids, Joe Rogan's horse pill aids, shamed for a tweet you made, and much more from this week in funny tweets.<br>
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<strong>August 27</strong>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">How are we going to be able to explain climate change to a group of people who think horse dewormer is safer than the fda approved vaccine?</p>
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) <a href="https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1431336353971724292?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I cannot think of one scenario where I would walk barefoot in nyc <a href="https://t.co/LVOWWkOjGF">pic.twitter.com/LVOWWkOjGF</a></p>
— liv ✨ (@livinversace) <a href="https://twitter.com/livinversace/status/1431401515961524229?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">do you like being a truck? <a href="https://t.co/QCims3mvjX">pic.twitter.com/QCims3mvjX</a></p>
— Bulbasaur is the best starter (@hideymchideface) <a href="https://twitter.com/hideymchideface/status/1431312315601801218?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">He's eating a hot dog in his sleeve <a href="https://t.co/KGjVLBzFCl">https://t.co/KGjVLBzFCl</a></p>
— Spooky Refugee (@colonelnemo) <a href="https://twitter.com/colonelnemo/status/1431266877049868292?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">My melatonin gummies melted in my Zoloft bottle and now it's like an antidepressant nerds rope <a href="https://t.co/kzoNTQUbnR">pic.twitter.com/kzoNTQUbnR</a></p>
— J (@Jewlieee_L) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jewlieee_L/status/1431251210175139854?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 27, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>August 28</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Lost my friend at the bar <a href="https://t.co/f2j8flY74y">pic.twitter.com/f2j8flY74y</a></p>
— Natalie (@jbfan911) <a href="https://twitter.com/jbfan911/status/1431511364443549699?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">oh okay <a href="https://t.co/b3qBdVddq5">pic.twitter.com/b3qBdVddq5</a></p>
— F. Thot Bitchgerald (@DrWomanhattan) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrWomanhattan/status/1431835059879915521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"can you explain this gap in your resume" is such a weird question like what do you care. why are you so obsessed with me</p>
— ☀️ Ordained Sun Priestess ☀️ (@Gender_Thief) <a href="https://twitter.com/Gender_Thief/status/1431529443604959234?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I honestly don't know how I'd handle James Corden dancing in front of my car. <a href="https://t.co/KrqlWOxsrD">pic.twitter.com/KrqlWOxsrD</a></p>
— Victor Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) <a href="https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1431645986313498631?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>August 29</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I asked this man what color braids I should get and he said 27.....currently crying &amp; throwing up bc how does he know the numbers</p>
— T2 (@teerae) <a href="https://twitter.com/teerae/status/1431997944262270980?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">saw a guy on tinder say hes "more new york than la" bro you are edmonton</p>
— little bimbo on the prairie (@SlutStrathcona) <a href="https://twitter.com/SlutStrathcona/status/1432085928298881027?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I still can't get past the fact that the people threatening a civil war and eating horse paste think we are the extreme ones.</p>
— Kolleen (@littlewhitty) <a href="https://twitter.com/littlewhitty/status/1432121060833509379?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">might quit everything and just play a cello in front of a bunch of cows</p>
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) <a href="https://twitter.com/matt_obrien/status/1432196569906909191?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wading through Donda worried that Marilyn Manson could pop up at any moment, like it's a haunted house</p>
— pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" (@pixelatedboat) <a href="https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1431994176925696000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 29, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>August 30</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">One of the goals on Twitter is to never have your Twitter avatar blown up to full size and posted in response to a tweet you made.</p>
— Ryan, Perdido en TX (@RyanLostinTX) <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanLostinTX/status/1432523366909493253?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">cows are very calm considering the whole floor is food</p>
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) <a href="https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/1432311986788913152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">muted myself on Zoom today because my toddler shouted "CHANGE MY DIAPER OR I'll KILL YOU"</p>
— T$E CHUN (@thetzechun) <a href="https://twitter.com/thetzechun/status/1432469743290568706?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">i like how before you see a movie they have to show a little PSA begging everyone to act normal</p>
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) <a href="https://twitter.com/ameliaelizalde/status/1432407704526458880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>August 31</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tyra used to chop girls' hair off and we'd be at home like "girl stop crying do you wanna be on top or not" just a very dark time</p>
— Rossi The Jeweler (@RossiSongo) <a href="https://twitter.com/RossiSongo/status/1432851532693843976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">ppl on linkedin be like "NEVER take a vacation ALWAYS neglect ur family and u can be as successful as me, a mid-level manager at state farm"</p>
— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) <a href="https://twitter.com/bocxtop/status/1432822320255561731?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I think the problem started when we started calling everything content instead of what it is lol</p>
— erin taylor (@erinisaway) <a href="https://twitter.com/erinisaway/status/1432695795850088455?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 31, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 1</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears. <a href="https://t.co/IVqb5NYQIq">pic.twitter.com/IVqb5NYQIq</a></p>
— The Author, Séamas O'Reilly, retweeting praise (@shockproofbeats) <a href="https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/1432980092158943235?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Candace Owens tried to get a COVID test in Aspen, CO, but was denied service (from a private facility) and received this email, and it's the best thing I've ever read. <a href="https://t.co/aSOKBXOvsQ">pic.twitter.com/aSOKBXOvsQ</a></p>
— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) <a href="https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1433265904075292672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Impossible to get over the reporter being Grover <a href="https://t.co/RuUTmOEuIS">https://t.co/RuUTmOEuIS</a></p>
— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) <a href="https://twitter.com/Srirachachau/status/1433252288714346504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight</p>
— Tawanda (@TawandaGona) <a href="https://twitter.com/TawandaGona/status/1433232309881344005?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Billionaires, outer space, Kanye built his mother's place, Michael Richards gets replaced, IVERMECTIN HORSE PASTE WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE</p>
— Jon Blair (@okjonblair) <a href="https://twitter.com/okjonblair/status/1433104816109195266?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">PUT THIS IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOR 2020-2021 <a href="https://t.co/qko3QqznXh">pic.twitter.com/qko3QqznXh</a></p>
— love yo self. (@MichellCClark) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichellCClark/status/1433069217088221199?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<strong>September 2</strong>

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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">A horse walks into a bar and says "Hay... have you seen my pills? I left them next to a stoned bald guy"</p>
— Chris (@chrislockeworld) <a href="https://twitter.com/chrislockeworld/status/1433475349946544135?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">sir this is Linkedin <a href="https://t.co/EyJ9mRQP86">pic.twitter.com/EyJ9mRQP86</a></p>
— lexi (@lexijawn) <a href="https://twitter.com/lexijawn/status/1433430572064407554?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can't stop laughing. <a href="https://t.co/7hgnmBMmma">pic.twitter.com/7hgnmBMmma</a></p>
— Thereminace To Society (@djbenhameen) <a href="https://twitter.com/djbenhameen/status/1433476844435673088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">"Hello we have some unfortunate news about the dancing queen." <a href="https://t.co/qZ10qL3cC9">pic.twitter.com/qZ10qL3cC9</a></p>
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mbalazo/status/1433531983133618179?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2021</a></blockquote>
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