Cannibal Corpse

"This one is dedicated to the women out there... it's called 'Fucked With A Knife!,'" announces lead moron Corpsegrinder, before the Corpse bust into one of 18 identical generic death metal tunes on this torture of all tortures - a goddamned live Cannibal Corpse album. I am totally in awe that this album exists, my jaw scraping the floor and brow furrowed in contemplation of how much money and valuable resources went into the funding of this thing. It does sound really, really funny if you quickly listen to the first couple seconds of each track to hear ol' Georgie announce each song in a "scary" death metal voice, but apart from that, this release is just another success in making all metal-heads look like violent, sexist idiots. Albums like this make me embarrassed to admit I like metal.