El-P — rapper, producer, Steven Seagal mega-fan? Apparently the Run the Jewels member has a major soft spot for the action movie star, since he shared a piece of fan fiction inspired by the 1991 film Out for Justice.
El-P posted an excerpt from his fanfic piece on his Tumblr following an interview with the A.V. Club in which he talked at length about his love of Seagal. The fanfic focuses on a minor character named Sticks who is heated up by Seagal's character in a pool hall.
The excerpt is as follows:
A desperate, sad cough rings out from the floor. Stix lies on his back in a pool of teeth and blood.
"SOMEONE CALL 911. PLEASE. I'M HURT. I'M REALLY BADLY HURT. CALL MY WIFE."
Rehab was an intense thirteen-month program and there were times in which he almost cracked under the strain. I visited him, once, right after he was admitted. He was asleep. The clicking and whirring of machines filled the room.
El-P wrote that he wrote this "a while ago." Since it's labelled as an "excerpt," apparently it's longer than that brief snippet.
Watch the scene below, in which Seagal beats up a number of baddies (including Sticks) who conveniently come at him one at a time.
El-P posted an excerpt from his fanfic piece on his Tumblr following an interview with the A.V. Club in which he talked at length about his love of Seagal. The fanfic focuses on a minor character named Sticks who is heated up by Seagal's character in a pool hall.
The excerpt is as follows:
A desperate, sad cough rings out from the floor. Stix lies on his back in a pool of teeth and blood.
"SOMEONE CALL 911. PLEASE. I'M HURT. I'M REALLY BADLY HURT. CALL MY WIFE."
Rehab was an intense thirteen-month program and there were times in which he almost cracked under the strain. I visited him, once, right after he was admitted. He was asleep. The clicking and whirring of machines filled the room.
El-P wrote that he wrote this "a while ago." Since it's labelled as an "excerpt," apparently it's longer than that brief snippet.
Watch the scene below, in which Seagal beats up a number of baddies (including Sticks) who conveniently come at him one at a time.