Johnny Truant

"I must have drank 2000 beers last night and I couldn’t even get a boner this morning to get out a wank,” admitted Olly Mitchell, after tearing up the crowd with a new song from their impending release, No Tears For The Creatures. Johnny Truant’s sense of humour made them an instant favourite. JT’s tea and crumpets take on metal is steeped in death from the evening’s songs like "The Bloodening,” "Dirty Vampire Feeding Frenzy” and "A Day In The Death.” Morbidity aside, their death metal work was dead right throughout and those wankers made a lasting impression.