Haterade

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  The Chainsmokers' Remix of Chappell Roan Turns "Pink Pony Club" Into a Hetero Sports Bar

  PUBLISHED Apr 24, 2025

  Are the Chainsmokers aiming to be featured in our haterade column every week? For some reason, they're on a mission to remix every main-ish...

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  MARINA's "CUNTISSIMO" Is Unfortunately Another Flopissimo

  PUBLISHED Apr 10, 2025

  As someone who spent too much time on Tumblr in 2013, Marina and the Diamonds was the blueprint. Though 'Electra Heart' and its titular...

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  The Chainsmokers' Remix of Gracie Abrams Sucks? "That's So True"

  PUBLISHED Apr 10, 2025

  I get that the zoomers yearn to be closer in the backseat of your rover, but this is not the way to do it. The thing about Gracie Abrams is...

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  Banish CocoRosie and Chance the Rapper's "Girl in Town"

  PUBLISHED Mar 28, 2025

  Though I may be the messenger, this haterade column is brought to you by every member of the Exclaim! editorial team, since we were all...

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  Selena Gomez and benny blanco's "Younger and Hotter Than Me" Feels Old and Cold

  PUBLISHED Mar 21, 2025

  Let me start by saying it's extremely weird of people to be clowning on Selena Gomez and benny blanco because they think she's hotter than...

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  The Title Says It All on Lizzo's "Still Bad"

  PUBLISHED Mar 13, 2025

  You can't make this stuff up, folks: Lizzo's latest single is called "Still Bad." Yup! Following some reputation-marring accusations and...

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  Lizzo Tries to Write Her Own Redemption Arc with "Love in Real Life"

  PUBLISHED Feb 28, 2025

  Even before Lizzo fell from favour amidst accusations of sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment, the shine was already...

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  At Least Morgan Wallen Is Self-Aware on "I'm the Problem"

  PUBLISHED Jan 31, 2025

  Despite being a slur-sayer and country music's answer to the Toronto chair girl, Morgan Wallen's star power only grows. You can't even...