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  'Love Is Blind' Confirmed for Two More Brainrotting Seasons

  PUBLISHED Jan 22, 2025

  If you're like me, you succumbed to the first few seasons of 'Love Is Blind' in the throes of the pandemic, only to fall off when you...

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  Cher Lloyd's "Head Down" Is Migraine Fodder

  PUBLISHED Jan 17, 2025

  Remember Cher Lloyd? If not by her music, perhaps you recall her as the idol of two Scottish girls who don't know how to flush the toilet...

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  Carrie Underwood to Perform at Trump Inauguration, Says "We Must All Come Together"

  PUBLISHED Jan 14, 2025

  The latest edition to the list of cancelled artists you only listen to at karaoke is Carrie Underwood, who will perform at Donald Trump's...

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  DJ Earworm's "Blame It on the Whiskey" Has No Excuse for 2024 Pop Radio

  PUBLISHED Dec 11, 2024

  Don't let the title hearkening back to 2009's iconic "Blame It on the Pop" fool you: this year's DJ Earworm United State of Pop mashup of...

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  "Hurt" Your Ears with OneRepublic and Jelly Roll's Collab

  PUBLISHED Nov 22, 2024

  For some reason, there's something so visceral about the name Jelly Roll. Maybe that's apt for an artist who feels more like an experience...

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  "Get Low” Just Got Zucced

  PUBLISHED Nov 14, 2024

  If there's anything the world needs less than an acoustic cover of Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins' already perfect anthem, "Get Low"...

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  Major Lazer and M.I.A.'s "Where's the Daddy?" Makes the Case for Deadbeat Dads

  PUBLISHED Nov 7, 2024

  Now we finally have a scientific answer as to how badly it'd fuck up a kid to be conceived in a Cybertruck. Tin-foil hat seller and Trump...

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  We Don't Want the Man in Katy Perry and Doechii's "I'M HIS, HE'S MINE"

  PUBLISHED Sep 13, 2024

  Katy Perry continues her reign of terror with "I'M HIS, HE'S MINE" featuring Doechii as part of her impending album, '143.' If the album...